cold turtle

Personal interaction that causes male genitalia to retreat as in jumping into an ice-cold pool.

When she told me she only liked donkey-dick, I quickly went cold turtle!

by Bald Ginger May 12, 2014

Cold Poppin’

Gingerly insetting a frozen popsicle into your partner’s rectum and letting it melt before removing the stick.

Generally, performed to add a heightened, cold experience and/or sweet flavor to the ass before eating that booty.

I was cold poppin’ Rachel last night with a Bomb Pop. Man dat booty was sweet eats and had me singing the Stars and Stripes.

by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018

cold moded

the worst kind of moded. (See also: moded.)

"Dude, you got so moded." "Your mom got so moded." "AWWW.. COLD MODED."

by Skidmore August 21, 2005

Yorkshire cold

A particularly persistent northern STD

Mate, just back from a massive stag do in Donny, caught a proper Yorkshire cold from one lass.

by English Rasputin September 26, 2023

Cold Sensation

When a woman finds an ice block has been placed in her vagina.

"Dude did you just see Serena's face?"
"Yeah it looked like she was having a cold sensation!"

by Porridge217 April 15, 2012

Cold Munch

Whilst going down after a few light beverages you vomit on the pleasure box. However as you missed your last meal you lap it up and continue.

Whilst munching on the hairy garden Shaun vomitted peas and carrots. As he hadn't eat all day he continued his erotic feast mopping up with a nice slice of bread. A lovely cold munch.

by Lane Masters August 14, 2016

cold gold

Any ice cold light beer.

I could go for a cold gold right about now....

by mkillabatman February 13, 2017