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1 Somebody with no social life and one that doesn't value their own time.
2 Someone who has no idea about anything and it's as if they live under a rock.
1 Somebody with no social life and one that doesn't value their own time.
2 Someone who has no idea about anything and it's as if they live under a rock.
Guy 1: So have you seen the Hangover 2?
Guy 2: I didn't know there was a Hangover 1...
Guy 1: You're such a Cluster Child!
Guy 2: I didn't know there was a Hangover 1...
Guy 1: You're such a Cluster Child!
by anonymous v564654654 June 29, 2011
Get the Cluster Child mug.Any children that has been born after the third child is a Hobby Child. They are a Hobby Child because sex has became a hobby to the parents, creating Hobby Children.
Wow, they have ten kids in their house. Kid 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 are the Hobby Children.
I feel bad for him/ her because they're a Hobby Child.
I feel bad for him/ her because they're a Hobby Child.
by Lexiej11 September 9, 2013
Get the Hobby Child mug.Asides from the phytoestrogen in soy milk feminising modern children. Soy children are angry and immature teens so far removed from hardship and perspective of their own privilege that have become the very caricature of the “entitled teenager”.
Whereas a child of old may have been expected to milk the family cows and learn the value of labour and skills: The soy children’s only skill is their inexhaustible moral outrage at the society that has given them everything, the only labour they have done is to tie their own shoelaces and occasionally tidy their rooms. They virtuously drink colourfully labelled pristinely packeted soy milk their parents bought them despite ignorance of the labour, manufacture and logistics involved in it’s production. Humbleness is not a word a soy child would recognise.
Whereas a child of old may have been expected to milk the family cows and learn the value of labour and skills: The soy children’s only skill is their inexhaustible moral outrage at the society that has given them everything, the only labour they have done is to tie their own shoelaces and occasionally tidy their rooms. They virtuously drink colourfully labelled pristinely packeted soy milk their parents bought them despite ignorance of the labour, manufacture and logistics involved in it’s production. Humbleness is not a word a soy child would recognise.
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Get the little children mug.A person between aged 20-30 who is living in their parents house when they are old enough to live in his own apartment. I derived the term from the word "house-wife." A house-wife lives at home and spends her husband's money on silly things like clothes and jewelery. Likewise, a house-child (or house-daughter in this case) lives for free and spends her father's money on the same things.
A house-child, by definition, must be:
1) old enough to be a house-wife
2) unemployed
3) have lived away from the house for a period of time (i.e. college, grad school) and is now coming back to the house just when her parents thought they were finally rid of her!!
4) so busy house-childing that she frequently requests an assistant.
5) too old to live at home. Someone who is of normal age to live at home (i.e. a high-school student) cannot be a house-child.
Note: house-childing is becoming an increasingly popular activity given that most people in their 20s can no longer afford rent due to the current economic downturn
A house-child, by definition, must be:
1) old enough to be a house-wife
2) unemployed
3) have lived away from the house for a period of time (i.e. college, grad school) and is now coming back to the house just when her parents thought they were finally rid of her!!
4) so busy house-childing that she frequently requests an assistant.
5) too old to live at home. Someone who is of normal age to live at home (i.e. a high-school student) cannot be a house-child.
Note: house-childing is becoming an increasingly popular activity given that most people in their 20s can no longer afford rent due to the current economic downturn
house-childing, verb
house-child, noun
Person A: "So Rebecca, now that you have graduated with your Masters degree....what are you up to these days?"
Person B: "I'm house-childing. It's a full-time job."
Person A: "I'm a real estate broker and my wife is a dental hygienist. What you do, Rebecca?"
Person B: "I'm a house-child. It keeps me very busy."
house-child, noun
Person A: "So Rebecca, now that you have graduated with your Masters degree....what are you up to these days?"
Person B: "I'm house-childing. It's a full-time job."
Person A: "I'm a real estate broker and my wife is a dental hygienist. What you do, Rebecca?"
Person B: "I'm a house-child. It keeps me very busy."
by R-to-the-EBECCA November 30, 2009
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