chucking the wool

A euphemism for male masturbation

"Hey what's up man? "
"Nothing much, just chucking the wool. "
"Aw man, I didn't need to know that, dude. "

by TheKeyDifference April 13, 2020

cracking the whip

When you accidentally drop the charging part or, micro usb-b connector for your phone charger, possibly damaging the charger and wire if dropped hard enough.

Bro 1: What happened to your charger?

Bro 2: I cracking the whip so many times on it that it broke.

by lionlionlion April 25, 2020

Checking the Oil

In football when while in the dog pile you grab and twist and/or rip, someone's dick on the opposite team.

I don't know why they're so mad coach all I did was check their oil ( i.e. checking the oil).

by MediocreDickRick October 18, 2020

checkingstats

someone who checks statistics

holy shit mr. jason checkingstats is so yot

by 01298345 February 19, 2021

Chucking an Esme

A nosey person getting up in everyone’s business like Esme Watson from the TV show A country Practice.

Be quiet, I’m chucking an Esme trying to listen in on the argument next door.

by Moomoomiss April 15, 2021

Cracking The Celery

A phrase meaning pulling an all-nighter to do schoolwork.

Man, did you study for the physics test today?

Yeah, I was cracking the celery HARD last night.

by Zizoman123 April 25, 2021

Chucking Pile

The Act of searching through one’s own belongings in a frantic haphazard way, often times in a loud and annoying display that doesn’t produce the sought after item but instead creates an even larger more disorganized mound of crap that’s been festering on your apartment floor.

This can also occur in the car or van that said person resides.

Candice broke her face in her toiletries bag when she passed out, bent over at the waist, chucking pile in my living room.

by Sal Moanella May 4, 2021