Joseph- How did you get out of prison again?
Pete- At Christmas time the guards passed around candy canes. Then, I made a candy shank out of it.
Joseph- Seriously dude, I’ve only heard of that in the movies
Pete- At Christmas time the guards passed around candy canes. Then, I made a candy shank out of it.
Joseph- Seriously dude, I’ve only heard of that in the movies
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Get the candy packed mug.A parenting trend where you purport to teach your kids about responsibility by stealing some of their candy or “levying a tax" on their trick or treat loot. The tax can be as much as one third of the candy "earned" on Halloween. The tax, which is levied mostly in jest, is meant to teach a lesson about how government works.
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She sure had a merry Christmas from that Candy Canus !
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