braden

braden is a very down to earth guy. very popular and hot. all the girls want him. although he dosent date anyone. he is the biggest flirt in the school, but who can blame him? that black hair that is always just in the perfect spot, their brown eyes. that smile could meant anyone's heart. absolutely one to look after, because one day when he does start dating, he won't be a big flirt, he will have one girl he loves, and nobody is gonna get in the way of him. between him and sports, he is unstoppable.

person 1: guess who slammed my locker in the hall trying to flirt
person 2: oh, that must have been braden , he does that to mine all the time

by bbgbamer October 12, 2017

Braden

Braden is an attractive brown eyed male who’s ripped and has bright blue eyes. He’s not afraid to speak is mind, and occasionally comes of rude. He is hella funny and can always make you laugh. Braden’s don’t play any sports but they are really athletic.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see Braden’s abs?!!
Person 2: Yess. Omgsh he is ripped as hell.

by Ch4rlotte August 19, 2018

Braden

Probably An 8 year old spoiled little shit that plays fortnite

HeY BrAdEn WaNnA pLaY FoRTNitE

by Help I’m locked in a basement June 16, 2020

Dusty Bradford

A 'dusty bradford' is where you and a girl (or man, if you swing that way) are about to have anal sex. The taker usually wants it lubed up in one way or another, and instead of doing it, you lie and say you're ready to go and just shove it in there dry. Usually a form of punishment to the partner.

girl- "do me from behind"
guy- "okay give me a sec" (shoves it in unexpectantly)
girl- "OUCH! i didnt ask for a dusty bradford!"

by Dusty the clown February 17, 2010

Color Me Brad

A mixed drink that consists of Smirnoff, Moscato wine and whiskey

I had three color me brads last night and I got so drunk that I fell down the stairs.

by Jewn January 2, 2014

Brad Gamble

Sheep Fucker.
A person who fucks sheep.

One who sticks their penis up a sheep's poo hole, anus or arse and attempts to have sex with it.

Also known as a New Zealander.

Brad Gamble fucks sheep in the arse.

by Not brad January 1, 2009

brad

a really cute guy who wears glasses and is super funny, he’s a joy to be around and extremely friendly. A really good haiku and poem writer, and super awesome guy to talk to, he’s really sweet and really considerate of your feelings. Extremely responsible and very smart, he’s the best guy to talk to, and really likes to make other people smile. Brad’s the best

“Brad is super considerate..”

“He is, isn’t he?”

by ricebowI September 17, 2021