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boomer fish 

A boomer fish is a type of fish that has a spider web like design on it's face. This fish is known to spread the Ferbies Disease, that causes blindness, blue poop, numbness in the butt, and ABC's poop. (When you poop out those ABC letter things.) Do not adopt a Bommer Fish, or bad things are to come your way...
"Brettin just adopted a Boomer Fish,"
"He's gonna go blind now."
boomer fish by BuckTheCyclopesDuck January 20, 2018

Boomer Huoomer 

The act of laughing at outdated inside jokes while pretending they're still relevant. Often used to talk about your contemporaries when referencing dead memes.
John: ''Pepe circumcised me.''
Joe: ''That was some serious Boomer Huoomer.''

Boomer Blocked 

Boomer Blocked

When a boomer on social media (often a celebrity) accidentally blocks you because they can’t keep up with who is saying what in their comments, or due to some other technological user error.
I was sticking up for him in the comments, but I got Boomer Blocked along with the trolls!
Boomer Blocked by Mr.Amanojaku August 18, 2020

Boomer broflake 

An older conservative man who gets offended when called out on his misogyny or racism. This man would like to carry on with his life, using offensive language undisturbed.
All the boomer broflakes are freaking out that saying what they really think gets them in trouble nowadays.

Boomer Tumor

When a boomer gets so fed up with millennials, they get a boomer tumor. A boomer tumor is a swelling of the brain that only occurs in people from the boomer generation. To them, all millennial humor is just nonsense bullshit. The swelling is caused because they have no fucking clue how funny a meme is, so they get confused. Boomer Tumors are fatal, and luckily, will finish off the boomers soon.
Jenkins got a boomer tumor the other day.”
Boomer Tumor by enigmaburrito21 October 29, 2019

Boomer-esque

Something which is tailor-made for boomers, such as television or other media. Millennials typically look down on these.
"Dude, I want to watch TV but it's just Boomer-esque shows, like Antique Roadshow."
Boomer-esque by oven27 November 30, 2019