you aint got shit on my bling

A phrase used by white trash females usually with two-tone hair(skunks)who think they are "all that", but are acually pathetic import driving losers. It is ironically used to show their dominance of other females when in fact they couldn't dominate a dog turd in either looks or intelligence.

As she passed Audrey, Colene remarked: "you aint got shit on my bling"

by The big BK January 11, 2009

bling tone

A hot, popular song style ring tone used by the owner as a status symbol.

*cell phone rings* Yo Stephanie, that's a hot bling tone you got there.

by Ryan08 October 10, 2008

Blingin

Term used to describe a large amount of rain.

"Ahh no its blingin it down!"

by UrbanGuru69 May 19, 2009

Bloint

A joint rolled and placed inside of a blunt and with more weed inside of it.

dude lets roll a fucking bloint!

by Jon Winn October 14, 2010

blingashingadoogadongus

Not a Holy Crusader...THE Holy Crusader.Its is a SHARK head,COW body,IDFK tail,ELECTRICAL spider hair,THE HOLY BIBLE,and THE JESUS DEATH BED(cross).My little science experiment will reclaim the holy land of Jerusalem.

Hey Frank would you like to join the Blingashingadoogadongus and I on a fun crusade to the holy land.Deus Vult Brother(DVB)!

by TheMemeMan54 February 18, 2019

Verbal Bling Bling

Verbal Bling Bling is used to describe verbal reconition for a job well done. Used to call someone out for a great job. Verbal Bling Bling shall never be used to KISS SOMEONES ASS as this is not intent.

I'd like to give out some Verbal Bling Bling to Billy for shaving that hair on his back.

by Captain Spanky June 4, 2008

ching bling

fake chains that you get at cheep ass malls and wear when you want to look 50% Gangsta and 50% fag

Hey, Gonzaga, you got some ching bling on...........you broke ass!

by fiyateeth March 13, 2009