Pig in the blanket

When you rip out a girls tongue, wrap it around your dick and start jerking off.

Her tonge was so long I had to get a pig in the blanket out of it.

by the atrain July 9, 2009

blanket wet bitch

the lowest of lowly bitches (not to be outdone by the skank bitch or the cunt bitch); the bitch that sleeps in Your tent, uses Your blanket and then has the audacity to get it wet against the side of the tent. what a blanket wet bitch

"pass the pipe you blanket wet bitch!"

"hey whats up?"
"fuck you, you blanket wet bitch!"

by The Chums Reborn October 29, 2008

Blanket Dick

One who walks around with a blanket on her head and corners people in laundry rooms in order to seduce them into letting her perform fellatio on them.

Did you get sucked by blanket dick yet? I heard she's got quite the bush.

by Of Mice and Pussies February 26, 2009

Wet blanket

Tom stretch. The un-evolved form of "Dity Mop". Someone who is perpetually both greasy and emotionally smothering.

God I fucking hat that guy Tom Stretch. Who? Oh, you must mean Wet Blanket.

by fartboxtonguepunch February 24, 2015

Blanked

Is a term stoners use to describe toking so much ganja that your mind becomes blank. Often the result of having too many blunts or "sink tokes".

Mandude: Dudeman, i heard you ate alot of chicken wings last night

Dudeman: ya Mandude, me and your sister ate so many that we got blanked.

Mandude: DUDE! you got my sister blanked?

by Stecent December 13, 2009

human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

midnight blanket party

This is when multiple guys stretch out their sacs as far as they can over a girls head. So what it eventually looks like is a skin blanket covering her. She wont be able to see anything giving it the midnight effect.

My buddies and I got together one time midnight blanket party-"ied" this one girl and the problem is only one guy is getting his sac licked.

by Shitee Jackson November 16, 2007