birthday

the day i popped out of my moms vagina

"dude its your birthday!"

by dshiznit588 March 30, 2009

Birthday Girl

A person who has had so much alcohol that they pass out within a short time of partying. The gender of said partier does not matter, nor does it matter if it's the person's birthday or not. Basically being really, really fucked up.

1) A. Woah there, why are you carrying Jarrett out of the party already?

B. He went into birthday girl mode real quick tonight, sorry guys.

2) A. Hey Cody, nice win for the football team huh?

B. Hell yeah bro! Parties are going to be sick! I am definitely going birthday girl tonight.

by Moosenman December 21, 2012

Birth Giver

A pejorative directed at a parent or parents that one has an estranged relationship with. It was popularized by the South Park episode "The Wacky Molestation Adventure".

My birth giver called to bitch at me last night, I just hung up on her.

by Hade E Alder May 14, 2014

bitch that gave birth

a prostitute who has a baby. it is the ultimate in stupidity.
In Rio it is shouted at other drivers that do something incredibly stupid and dangerous. worse than the normally bad drivers of that city.

just scream out the expression through your window, its easy to do! "bitch that gave birth"

say it in portugese!

by 1mooseman June 26, 2007

sad birthday

Originally used as a birthday that does not go very well, later bastardized into any unfortunate happenstance

Birthday Boy: Oh a surprise party? Awesome! thanks guys! ....Wait a minute...there are only 2 balloons? that's it, I'm leaving...SAD BIRTHDAY!

or

Jazzy: Man, It's 3 AM and I still have a lot of homework to do...I guess I have to pull an all-nighter...
V.M: Saaaaad Birthday

by Danny-Matt October 6, 2009

birthday blunt

(noun). A blunt saved for the sole purpose of getting high on one's birthday.

Were you at Kelly's party? The party really started when she brought out her huge birthday blunt!

by malman32 March 6, 2009

Birth a Chocolate Smurf

Slang for excreting fecal matter.

"Sweet mother of God, I really need to birth a chocolate smurf!"

by The Duke of Alcatraz October 4, 2008