Retro barking

Barking out orders after the fact.

You can bark all you want...I'm retro barking...I received no such benefits on my bday last week so u gonna 'go shawty' for me....okay?

by Puma Lisa March 25, 2010

Fate Baiting

Confidently proclaiming something will not happen, in the hope that by declaring it won’t happen, you’ll coerce fate into actually making it happen.

“Listen man, I just know there’s no way I’ll score this weekend but just in case, I'm fate baiting”

or

“I know for sure I won’t pass that exam next week but just in case here's a fate bait”

by travors June 9, 2010

Bovarian Barking Spider

A short loud fart that sounds like a high pitched dog bark, happens suddenly and often shocks the person it is coming out of.

Digby: *farts suddenly and looks shocked*

Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*

Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!

by Short Fat Hung Ginger September 26, 2012

Zombie Baiting

Forcing oral sex on a corpse and daring it to bite you.

Darren became Danielle last summer after he got cocky zombie baiting.

by Alternative Holes February 20, 2020

Chase the barking spider

In conjunction with the term 'barking spider' when a fart is blamed on a insect most certainly not present.

Chase the barking spider is a term used for anal sex.

Whilst bending over your spouse you may ask if one may chase the barking spider, avoiding the use of embarrassing words like bottom, toosh or anal.

by MicAng August 12, 2012

batting for the other side

A homosexual or Fag.

Any dude that wears a skirt and walks like that is batting for the other side.

by fathead December 8, 2004

batting 1000

From baseball, where you always get a hit and never get out...or for dumbasses, it's being perfect.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003