donkey barbeque

An ass-chewing. A verbal reprimand.

Mike didn't finish the project by deadline.

Uh oh, There's going to be a donkey barbeque.

by onehandcrabbing December 6, 2013

Skanky barbiedoll

A girl who wears too much make-up

That girl is a skanky barbiedoll

by Grannybitch November 13, 2014

skateboard barbie

A skateboard barbie is a girl who is very fashionable and wears a lot of makeup, but is very good at skateboarding.

Alice: After I'm done putting my makeup on, let's go to the skate park!
Tom: Oh Alice, you're such a skateboard barbie!

by Skateboard Barbie August 7, 2015

russian barber

A sex act that consists of pulling your partner's pubes out with your teeth

Dude we Russian Barbered last night, shit was grizzly... Good way to floss all your teeth at once though. I need therapy.

by CeeArthur August 29, 2015

canyon barber

a sexy mother fucker with a nice giant dick and is great at every sexual activity. You shouldn't mess with canyon barber he'll fuck you up if you make him angry.

I Fucked canyon barber last night and it was so great, but the next day I fucked another guy and canyon barber beat the shit out of him. I LOVE CANYON SO MUCH!

by Emmie Wright May 17, 2016

Ninja Barbie

tight pony tailed blond that jumps lanes while driving without a turning signal

Ninja Barbie was caught by the officer weaving through lanes

by iBabyBunny July 18, 2016

weed barber

A person who trims Cannabis flowers into tasty smokable treats.

Why does that guy in front of us smell high as giraffe pussy... I think he's a weed barber, look at him, he's covered in weed.

by Peter L. Harris January 7, 2017