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Baphomet

The ruler of our world.
Soon to be recognized across the Earth, Baphomet is currently only worshiped by the world's elite ruling class.
He is a She and is leading us all down the path to destruction by perverting everything God created this world to be, especially our gender roles.
The image of Baphomet is mesmerizing: part man, part woman, part beast.
Google it and research your soon to be Lord
I believe he has a homo-erotic crush on Baphomet...I can see why

Baphomet gets a bad rep from Christians.

If Baphomet ever appears instead of deciding whether to fight or flight, I will have to decide whether to fuck or flight.
by Temohpab66 August 21, 2018
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baptist

Someone who is hardly a fucktard, except in the opinion of actual fucktards {which is a dumb insult in the first place, used typically by emo kids, punk rockers, etc.) who are ignorant about the Christian denomination of The Baptists. We're not as stupid and/or redneckish as you people imply; in fact, the majority of us don't lash out at those who are atheists, until they attack us, of course. In addition, some Baptists may disagree with the Catholics, but we all still love them as brothers and sisters.
If only you people knew what The Baptists are really about. You call us retarded and hate-filled, when you are the ones making hateful accusations against us; what a bunch of hypocrites you all are.
by The Kentucky Yankee March 20, 2005
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bathtub billy

Homemade methamphetamine which is adulterated or very impure.
Man, I think I got the bathtub billy by mistake!
by _GoD_ September 20, 2004
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bathtaker

Someone who listens to one of their family members, and if one of them says they are going to take a bath, the one who hears this closes the bathroom door and gets in the bath, so the other family member can not get to the bath.
I know you silly punk. You are a bathtaker and you need to stop.
by Seshie October 30, 2008
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abhishek bapat

It is a name of a boy who is caring, helpful,and good in various sports especially table tennis.He is smart, Intelligent, and sweet.
I want to be a table tennis player just like Abhishek Bapat
by Table tennis January 10, 2018
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baptized

southern states, "bible belt" states; to be humiliated or publicly embarassed.
Did you see Joe dunk all over Nick. Nick got baptized.
by Zag May 16, 2004
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baptist

uptight and anal superstitious people. they want to control what everyone thinks, believes and does. if you're any different you're going to hell.
the baptist is just another cult follower
by eazy-x February 12, 2008
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