internet attractive

a person who is attractive by internet standards, but unattractive out in the real world

person-1~Did you meet up with that chick you met on myspace?
person-2~ Yea, but it turns out she was just internet attractive.

by tictacornge February 1, 2008

7/11 attacks

Donald Trump mix up of 7 Elevenand the 9/11 attacks which occurred in September 11th not July 11th

A sad day when the Twin Gas Stations where hit by two Boeing 747 Trucks, Donald Trump saw it happening all the way from Trump tower. 7/11 attacks where tragic.

by MinesomeMC November 15, 2016

Minor Attracted Person

Also known as MAP, it is slang for disgusting pedophile: A pedophile so desperate to get into the LGBT that they turn their pedophilia into a sexuality
It is seemingly a less terrible way to say "pedophile"
Similar to dreamsexuals, MAPs are everywhere on the Twitter and Gacha community

Person 1: I'm coming out as a Minor Attracted Person!
Person 2: No you're not, shut up you disgusting pedophile.

by iCruncher February 20, 2022

Titty Attack

To go nuts and spaz out.

Don't have a Titty Attack.

by Melinda Gonzalez October 29, 2003

Fap-Attack

Fap-Attacking is when you furiously masturbate to any of the Attack Attack songs. Doing so can cause one or all of many reactions. If you listen to any fast paced songs, and if you jerk your wanker vigorously enough, you can obtain the ability to for a few seconds, become a Super Saiyan 17. The after effects may cause cancer of the everywhere, and bleeding from the ass and earlobes. If you fap to a slower paced song, there is a one in a 117.4563 chance that you will be teleported to an alternate dimension and meet a gay jesus. The only way to get back is to travel 5 miles to castle Brennenburg and beat the game Amnesia: The Dark Descent, without a lantern. After you, and if you survive, you will leave castle Brennenburg, and wander into a swap where there will be 2 mile tall jellyfish with thorny neck dicks, that can and will brutaly rape your anus until your teeth turn into glass shards of fork, that will jump down your throat and stab your colon until you cry. After the swap, you will come up to the portal. Unfortuantly, that portal is actually a trap that teleports you to the inside of a giants sweaty arm bracelets. Once you jump out of his crunchy grundle cage, you will need to parachute down to the ground ( WARNING, LANDING IN ANYWHERE BESIDES THE INVISIBLE SWITCH THAT BRINGS YOU BACK TO REALITY WILL CAUSE IMMEDIATE DEATH. )

Fap-Attack: " Luke i'm totally going to Fap-Attack when i get home!"
Fap-Attacking: " Sorry Walter i'll talk to you later im Fap-Attacking right now."
Fap-Attacked: "Yea Mike i totally Fap-Attacked yesterday."

by GrundleMan1013 June 21, 2012

Laugh Attack

When you get really baked at cant stop laughing at something you thought was funny.

There is no better dope-smoking experience than having an hour-long laugh attack with a friend.

by god has balls April 18, 2010

Heart Attack

An energy drink consisting of cola and an energy drink (Usually Coca-Cola and Red Bull.) The result ends up with more caffeine than a regular cup of coffee and a taste of candy. (Coke + Red Bull = Skittles)

Jim was exhausted, so he made himself a Heart Attack.

by Gately January 14, 2008