Attack Dogs

Dogs used by the police, military, and nuns to enforce the law, fight combatants, and control children. Breeds typically used in the past have included German Shepherds, Pit Bulls, and Great Danes.

When the child forgot to do his homework, he was fed to the School Attack Dogs.

by WOoOfers February 25, 2011

Vagina Attack

Noun

1. A females cycle
2. A week of the month when a female is very angry, emotional, and has cravings for fattenng foods.
3. When a female shows extreme ammounts of anger towards other people ussualy males
4. A time when men should run in terror

Tyler: "Dude, why did you just let lauren punch you in the face?"
John: "She's having a vagina attack..."
Tyler: "Oh, no wonder why she was eating all that choclate."

by Sithick June 7, 2011

cringe attack

To feel massively ashamed of past actions that you have personally done so that the suffered embarrassment tricks your body that you're about to have a heart attack. It is followed by episodes of further awkwardness and feeling uncomfortable for the rest of the day.

I looked at my yearbook today

And are you feeling nostalgic?

Not all dude.. the way I used to dress and my haircut were so awful it gave me a cringe attack

by flotrslv July 16, 2014

tranny attack

when 2 trannies that frequent urban dictionary attack you you get tranny attacked.

s. vitale and m. rehmeyer will tranny attack if provoked.

by Your sls January 10, 2008

Attack Watch

An ill-conceived, big brother-like attempt by the Obama administration to encourage people to behave like third grade tattletales by submitting real or imagined insults against President Obama.

Dear Attack Watch my mommy says she is not going to vote for President Obama in 2012. Jessica, 8 years old

Attack Watch I want to report my co-worker, who doubts your divinity because you need a teleprompter to speak coherently.

by Gestapo Watch September 16, 2011

Sober Attack

A panic attack which is caused by the lack of Cannabis, cbd, and thc present in the bloodstream. If a Marijuana enthusiast, one who usually is medicated by 4:20pm, for whatever reason does not partake, a sober attack may occur.

symptoms: anxiety
feelings of hopelessness
irritability
dizziness
mood swings
hopelessness
blurred vision
jumbled speech
nausea
loss of train of thought
writer's block
photosensitivity

: Hey, how's your day going?
Me: it sucks, I had a sober attack and could not even move out of bed and my world crashed down
: oh well I have something for that.
Me: YOU BETTER HAVE SOME REEFERS OR ELSE I'LL CHOKE YOU!
friend: yes i have reefers
Me: my day is much better now, good looking out on the reefers fam

by darthreyder November 20, 2011

knap attack

the act of waking a girl up in the middle of the night by slapping her in the face then immediately ejaculating on her face

so last night i sprung the knap attack on her right after she fell asleep

by The Knap attack November 25, 2010