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Amy Schumer

A phAt pig. Now the real question is, are you part of her plan to turn every person that is over 400lbs, has been on a full diet of cheese puffs, diet coke, and dick cheese for half there . WELL, I think you are, so you know what's going to happen? No? Well, I SURE FUCKING DO!!! First, it's going to start with every Arby's in the world taking over the nearest fast good joint, then all the grocery stores. Why only use places? Well, it's bc everyone who has ever FUCKING LIVED has eaten at Arby's, and didn't FUCKING LIKE IT!!!! So they are going to make it where everyone has to only eat Arby's FOREVER.
Let's not go to Arby's, Amy Schumer might take over.
Amy Schumer by Dylan Peterson April 26, 2020
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amy schneider 

boss a$$ b*tch who knows what's what

a.k.a. queen of jeopardy! who gets that money and makes bigoted fools quake in their wittle boots
person A: hey wanna grab dinner at that new ethiopian restaurant tonight at 7?

person B: you know what I'm sorry I've already got plans for that time

person A: no worries, maybe another time. see ya later

person B: *internally* in this house we support amy schneider
amy schneider by epicharcboard January 27, 2022
The amazingly talented lead singer of Evanescence, she has a truly beautiful voice, and plays the piano. She's a nice person, and refuses to use her sexuality to boost her audience/money, like most other stars.
Amy Lee is my idol!! :D
Amy Lee by Moonluvva June 19, 2010

amy tagg 

a sexy ass milf with 3 amazing children. A mom you would definitely plow
amy tagg by Amy Tagg lover June 25, 2017

Amy Winehouse 

An amazing, extremely talented, beautiful, hilarious woman who unfortunately got into drugs in her early twenty's and passed away at age 27 on July 23rd, 2011.
Amy Winehouse by ifuckingloveyouamy December 27, 2011

amy baker 

Retarded. Possibly the most 'special' person you will ever meet.
Girl 1: Haha she's so stupid.
Girl 2: Duh she's Amy Baker.
amy baker by Fatgurl January 1, 2012