alaskan omelet

When a man uses egg yolkes as lubrication to butt fuck another man. Then flips him around to suck of the residue as breakfast.

Brunch? Nah, Im full from the alaskan omelet my daddy gave me this morning.

by Raunchy Doctor June 27, 2016

Alaskan SnowStorm

The Alaskan Snow Storm is a dastardly act of sexual villainy during heterosexual relations. The male and female establish an agreed upon location where he is welcome to come. When about to come, the male positions where established. Then in the final moment he wildly ejaculates all over her.

Chris: So, My girlfriend got the Alaskan SnowStorm again.
George: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Chris: I know.

by Srwim January 30, 2022

The Alaskan Scaffold

This requires two guys and two girls (preferably hot!) engage in sexual acts by which the two guys pick up one girl and place her legs on one guys shoulders and her arms on the other guys shoulder she then gets eaten by one guy while she makeouts with the other guy. The second girl then goes under the other girl and and gets doggie styled from behind while eatin the the other guy. (All-American Style)

Hey man lets eiffel tower! But wait theres two girls lets show em how americans do it the alaskan scaffold style!

by Reaper N. Jester January 21, 2011

Dankchorage, Alaska

Something that can be linked to high grade marijuana.

"Damn, it smells like Dankchorage, Alaska in here!"

by ThisAfghanIsTan March 28, 2008

Alaskan Draw Bridge

When you L-chop somebody with your penis.

Karen was being a bitch so I gave her an Alaskan Draw Bridge to shut her up.

by JamesGeNoovaHHH October 22, 2009

Alaskan Bullworm

An Alaskan Bullworm is a penile position where the erect shaft of the penis is held up against the stomach of the subject and the testicles are held by the free hand over the base of the shaft, with one testicle on either side of the shaft. the effect is a scene similar to the one in spongebob where the position's namesake, The Alaskan Bullworm, is charging out of it's tunnel. The worm is simulated by the penis and the tunnel simulated by the scrotum and testicles.

Bf: Hey babe look at my Alaskan Bullworm lmao\
Gf: I'm leaving you for your brother.
Bf:
Gf:
Bf: This is pretty cool tho amirite

by Swaggersouls October 10, 2018

alaskan pipeline

alaskan pipeline is the act of crapping into a condom, putting it into the freezer and than using it like a dildo

alex p: hey alex, we're still going to use the alaskan pipeline i made last night, right
alex r: hell yeah we are, ALASKAN PIPELINES ROCK

by mathias420 June 7, 2004