Wet Cheese

The buildup of dead skin cells and dead sperm, also known as smegma.

Trey: Look at all this Wet Cheese in these old condoms.

Trent: Woah, now that is quite dandy.

by kenjatime May 4, 2020

dick wetness

The penis becomes moist and oversaturated due to stimulation

Ayo................ DICK WETNESS!

by plugDrew October 3, 2019

wet chops

Another name for a vagina

I hate it when i'm in the spa and everyone sees my wet chops !!

by Greymouth536 June 15, 2011

Wet donkey

When a man ejaculates inside of his woman and then immediately gives her a donkey back ride, allowing the semen to dribble onto said man's back.

Okay Michelle, I'm finished, now get on my back and give me a wet donkey

by JHenbo May 16, 2020

wet orange

An orange color that is darkened in a sense that it looks “wet”.

Joel’s hair is kinna a “wet orange”.

by Trbot18 April 21, 2018

Wet Burp

Verb; Something you do when vomiting is in your near future. Often due to extreme intoxication.

Right before Jamiroquai turned into a faucet he had the foulest wet burp I’ve ever heard.

by Grand Wizard Alex October 4, 2020

wet the monkey

a phrase used when other euphemisms just won't do.

I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.

That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.

by Bishopk March 4, 2009