Flex Offender

A flex offender is someone who has been accused of flexual harassment. They flex so hard that they make others around them feel violated. Registered flex offenders are not permitted within 50 feet of a school zone.

"Wow dude, that guy has light up wheely crocs. He even has a Minecraft t-shirt"

"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"

Flex Offender by Registered_gamer June 8, 2019

Word of the Day on June 18, 2025

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crash out

Means to get really mad or upset; lose all your self control.

Keep playing with me and I'ma crash out.

crash out by 216ki April 19, 2023

Word of the Day on June 17, 2025

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pretendian

Every white person in America that claims to be 'part' Native American.

I'm part Indian on my great grand mother's brother's uncle's sister side (Pretendian) but I don't have any way of proving it.

pretendian by ScoobyDooGang May 4, 2007

Word of the Day on June 16, 2025

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Momster truck

Oversized school run SUV capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerb. Perfect for driving over kids on bikes and other lesser vehicles.

Sorry I'm late. The road was jammed up with stupid momster trucks doing the school run.

Momster truck by Miscusername July 26, 2024

Word of the Day on June 15, 2025

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history

What repeats itself over and over and over again.

history by cynic February 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 14, 2025

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screw face

caribbean/jamaican slang, meaning "to make an angry face"

"wah wit dat screw face yah hab?" (what's with that angry face you have?)

screw face by La la la la December 24, 2008

Word of the Day on June 13, 2025

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goonlight

This is a term first used by Nick from Nick's strength and power in late 2020. This refers to the lighting which is used by bodybuilders and gym goers when they take selfies and trying to show off their physics. This lighting along with the camera angle often make people look more muscular and shredded and it is not a real reflection of what their body looks in real life.

He is looking shredded under the goonlight

goonlight by Freddie Sz November 22, 2020

Word of the Day on June 12, 2025

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