Pulling a weiner 

Sexual infidelity that involves exchanging nude/erotic photos and sexting, but not actual physical contact or interactions.

Pam: I think my husband is cheating on me!

Megan: How do you know?

Pam: I found pics of naked girls on his phone and all of his texts have been deleted. But I don't see how he would find time to be with anyone but me.

Megan: Girl, I think your hubby is pulling a weiner on you.

Pulling a weiner by Theresi June 17, 2011

Suck My Weiner 

Something a little kid says when he's mad at somebody but doesn't want to get tattled on for swearing.

Gregory:"Suck my weiner, butthead."

Joey:"Eat my booty hole, bitch."

Gregory: "You said the B word, I'm telling..."

Suck My Weiner by Mr. bIG D May 27, 2015

honey-weiner syndrome 

A syndrome of the weiner after screwing a bottle of honey. Take a wild guess.

"How the heck did I get honey-weiner syndrome????"
"Gee, I wonder."

honey-weiner syndrome by We're not eating these oranges January 30, 2014

Anthony Weiner's Weiner 

Sent via Twitter to a college girl. Weiner couldn't say with certitude if it was his own weiner, but after a week or so admitted to sending the picture. Weiner is currently a Democratic Congressman, and the recipient of much envy due to his size below the belt.

Have you seen Anthony Weiner's weiner in that picture? I'm kinda jealous.

Anthony Weiner's Weiner by Devin Conway December 4, 2011

small weiner 

the tool between a young mans legs inwhich is very very "tiny" that you cannot see it...with a magnifying glass

"Dan...where is your small weiner?"

small weiner by roxanne January 5, 2004

David Michael Russell Anthony Weiner Wagner 

He is a man with very few words and no Xbox because he has bad grades.

David Michael Russell Anthony Weiner Wagner to the office

David Michael Russell Anthony Weiner Wagner by The man in the back April 2, 2019

beaner weiner

An effect felt after consuming mdma tablets (ecstasy). One becomes sexually aroused but cannot achieve an erection.

Swim: Last night I had these two ho's butt ass naked in my bed!
Swim's Friend: So you had an epic threesome right?
Swim: Nope... got beaner weiner. I was rolling too hard. It ended there :(

beaner weiner by rollingballs July 25, 2013