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Vanessa

Vanessa: a chunky Mexican girl that can be ratchet all the time and u cannot trust, might seem nice but she will stab u in the back and is fake. Nicknames armpit hair, bologna boobs and Twinkie.
That girl over there the fat one, she's a Vanessa!
by Dboy98 October 17, 2013
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vanessa carlton

An annoying-ass singing girl who is borderline emo. Her song, "A Thousand Miles", is the epitome of cliched pussy lyrics. Her songs make any heterosexual male cringe, and any girl who isn't Paris Hilton or a fan of Green Day want to DIE. As for being underrated, I will admit that she does have instrumental talent... too bad she botches it with these seriously annoyingly whiny songs. Some artists actually ARE underrated for a reason. Carlton falls into this category.
Remember that movie "White Chicks"? The fact that those rich, pathetic, mentally-5-years-old bitches are obsessed with this Vanessa Carlton song proves my above points. She totally doesn't deserve more fame and more time on the radio whining out her depressing songs that make every self-respecting music lover want to cut themselves.
by Al Kohaulick November 10, 2008
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Vainess

Combination of Royal Highness and Steve Vai, used about guitarists who performed brilliantly!
Damn it Jake that was truely amazing you Vainess!
by KONXJake October 16, 2008
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vanella

by B-dog135 September 16, 2013
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vanessa

the type of a spanish girl with a big booty that is only in to black guys who have big dicks
that girl is a total vanessa
by big yachty February 27, 2017
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vanessa

fucking bitch!, insensitive, and self-centered who only cares about her self and and a fake! lying stealing bitch that does not care about any one and hurts any one who gets in her way of what she wants. do not trust a vanessa, she is not your friend shes your enemy and as plastic as a barbie.
there goes a vanessa!
what a vanessa!
by jjlink February 6, 2018
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Vanessa

Vanessa: "Omg I'm better than you cuz I'm on the dance team."

Everyone else: "you're on JV. shut up."
by Just your regular bitch. November 28, 2012
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