The University of Virginia

"Just about every other school in Virginia likes to bash UVA kids for being 'pretentious' and 'snobs.' In other words, they get called out for thinking they're better than everyone else. Well, if you went to the school in Virginia with the most stringent admissions requirements, best overall athletic program, most beautiful campus and coeds, most successful and famous alumni, the most storied social scene, was founded by Thomas Jefferson, and all that happened to be in what was voted the #1 city to live in America, well you'd think you were the shit too."
-ESPN's review of college campuses

The best college in the nation is The University of Virginia

by Search Queen April 19, 2008

winchester virginia

an old quaint southern town in northwestern virginia, the shenandoah valley...they are very proud of this parade called appleblossom which is pretty much the one time when it doesn't feel like a ghost town...the highschool looks like a university...the university looks like a middle school...it's a strong recovery town, lots of aa meetings, and rehab/recovery programs such as New Lifestyles, Edgehill, and ...some other big detox hospital i can't remember the name of...home to celebrities such as Stephen Bossidy (living) and Patsy Cline (dead)
and they have two walmart supercenters...and a street called walmart drive...it's pretty much the only place you see people actually walking around.

me: i got sent away to this rehab program.
friend: where?
me: winchester virginia.
friend: oh...um..where the fuck is that?
me: middle of nowhere
friend: is it nice?
me: if you're into walmart, ghost towns, and aa, then yeah, awesome.

by rjul May 9, 2009

Farmville, Virginia

The worst place in the world! Cops suck, school (Longwood) sucks....just avoid it at all cost!!

Where the hell is Farmville, Virginia?

I dont know but it should stay that way!

by ihatelongwood April 4, 2011

West Virginia Threesome

A menage a tois in which at least two of the participants are related.

I had a West Virginia threesome with my girlfriend and her mom.

by Ed Asner October 23, 2009

West Virginia Steak

In West Virgina,a Balogna samich

Billy Bob opened the refrigerator door and saw the balogna and braead and said "It looks like we're having West Virginia steak again tonight!!!"

by Adrian123 June 28, 2007

goochland, virginia

Goochland is a county west of Richmond, Va. It is, to most Richmonders, country. However, to many people from the REAL country, it is just a pussy version of country. the part nearest to richmond is full of rich people and country clubs. The rest is trailer trash and farms. by innocent middle schoolers, it is often called "the gooch" until they notice that is the same thing as a taint. most of the kids go to either goochland country public school, or the rich kids in big houses with lakes, counry clubs, and 90 acres of land all go to St. Christophers, St. Catherines, or Collegiate. then they try to be country by driving trucks and hunting.

Dude, what should we do this weekend?
Hmm, maybe hang out at your house?
Dude, i live so far away all the way in the gooch! (Goochland, Virginia.)
Man are you kidding, thats pussy country.

by emcdagooch February 24, 2011

West Virginia Thanksgiving Dinner

A sexual act in which a man eats a menstruating woman out (the cranberry sauce), while also inserting a turkey claw or leg into her ass (the turkey & gravy). He then ejaculates over the whole mess (the mashed potatoes). Sure to become a family tradition!

"I know you're already stuffed, but what would you say to a good ol' fashioned West Virginia Thanksgiving Dinner?"

by Liz T. January 14, 2008