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urban poser

(N) an urban poser is someone who writes their own names on Urbandictionary and makes they're name sound incredibly cool or awesome when in reality it is not.
Guy 1-"hey dude, I just added my name into Urbandictionary!"
Guy2-"cool. Lemme see...'A totally awesome guy that has a huge dong and gets all the ladies'.
Guy 1-"doesn't that describe me perfectly?"
Guy 2- "dude you're such an urban poser.
by sYK0t1Ck April 13, 2010
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urban-dictionarised

An action to create a new word which sounds cool just to put it in the urbandictionary.com,and never use it in the real life.
Person A: I never heard this word before.He just urban-dictionarised it.
Person B:Urban-dictionarised?Dude,u just urban-dictionarised a word.
by deep-Rain March 27, 2009
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The Urban Ninja

the act of taking two 15 inch black dildos and tieing them together with a string like nunchucks. while shiving one up your ass you then swing the free dildo around and sneak up behind your partner and hit them with it. thus creating a ninja like expirience.
i gave The Urban Ninja to my boyfriend last night because he said i wasnt adventurous enough.
by The Urban Flame February 23, 2011
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Urban-Beggar

A person who puts a person name with a biased opinion on Urban Dictionary.
Wow this guy is suggesting the word "Crystal" with the definition as "Anyone named Crystal is un-sexy and a cheater." What a Urban-beggar
by Robberryan November 5, 2016
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urban dick'd

when you are referenced in a definition on this website. either a great honor, or terrible shame, depending on self esteem levels.
i totally urban dick'd that guy, and now he's famous.

well famous like divine brown.
by jb is awesome November 15, 2011
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Urban Dictionary

A website that pretends to be a slang dictionary, but is used by Communists to spread their propaganda.

Sean used Urban Dictionary to try and spread his political views.
Communists seem to visit Urban Dictionary more than anyone.

And, often the editors don't like definitions like this.
by oooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeww December 30, 2009
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urban dictionary

A website you go to, too kill time when it's not safe to look at porn.
My mom's home so I'll check out the urban dictionary instead of porn sites.
by benthere August 11, 2008
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