Twitter witty

(adj) amusing or humorous updates delivered only after hours of thinking about it, typing and retyping, and finally posting.

Her followers think she's hilarious, but her real life friends know she's just Twitter witty.

by The bumblebee_otch May 17, 2011

Buying Twitter

Inflicting Damage upon one self, accidentally making your own life way harder than it had to be.

"Please stop arguing with Tom, you are buying twitter right now."
"Oh man I totally bought twitter today, by queueing up to a league game."
"Why would you buy twitter? Just don't enroll into that course..."

by LeBademeister November 15, 2022

twitter user

an offensive name to call an annoying person.

you are such a twitter user

by More than 1 hooman October 12, 2022

Sonic Twitter

The part of Twitter made up of Sonic The Hedgehog fans. Possibly the worst place to try and find Sonic fans, since the only discussions are about tier lists, designs that look exactly the same, and the amount of polygons in 3D models of Sonic. Opinions are also rejected at every turn.

"I wanna join Sonic Twitter!"
"Okay, but you're not allowed to have opinions or dislike things"

by Hyion October 29, 2020

twitter time

1) time when you tweet (and shit) sitting on the toilet
2) bathroom break

This is Trump's twitter time again, and as usual he shares the shit going to his head with all of us

by Kon D'Or November 30, 2016

yemeni twitter

arguments over north & south yemen, drama over nothing from the 313 or 716 mfs, and just second hand embarrassment from the rest of us.

yemeni twitter is toxic and khaza.

by ayemenifromtwitter October 29, 2019

Twitter Ho

A girl who may come across as vapid, loves to party, and just exhibits hoe like attributes via Twitter. Usually followed by a lot of thirsty boys.

Lucas: Did you see that picture Ashley tweeted of herself to Hunter Moore at that party?

Nathan: Yeah man, she's a twitter ho.

by InsomniacDreams June 17, 2013