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Twitter Purge 

On July 19th 2014 all the hateful/rejected/sadistic/heartless bastards on Twitter post compromising images (i.e. nudes) of people who trusted them with said images.
Asshole boyfriend: "She said No... Oh this bitch goin' down" *posts nudes of now ex-girlfriend on Twitter* "Hahahahahaha #Twitter Purge"

Twitter Rape

When so many twitter posts are being sent to your phone that it renders the phone unusable.
I would have called you but my phone is being twitter raped.
Twitter Rape by ][oo March 26, 2009

Twitter second death syndrome 

The phenomenon where people Tweet and comment about a celebritys death years afterwards as if it just happened.
Tweet: RIP Rue Mcclanahan. I loved you on the Golden Girls.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Tweet: sorry. Twitter second death syndrome strikes again.

twitter schizophrenia 

A new as yet undiagnosed mental health condition in which people look at their twitter trends and automatically assume that everything they see is the absolute g-d given truth
How to deal with your Twitter schizophrenia? Step 1) understand and learn the definition of infodemic. Step 2) understand that you may have a genetic predisposition to being negatively influenced by mass media step 3) do not ever call the shrink step 4 get off twitter, possibly for good.

Twitter Police 

A person in twitter gatekeeping or harassing users for getting something wrong in a culture, even if its a minor detail of skin color, language, and appearance.

they usually target something like art, content in anime and cartoon, and any content including controversial topics.
Person 1: Did you see that tweet regarding who deleted their art?
Person 2: Yeah, can't believe they got criticized because of a tiny mistake in skin color.
Person 1: Can't believe these Twitter Police gatekeeping any mistake in their culture.
Person 2: These people won't let us have our fun.
Twitter Police by HotgiggityDog January 21, 2022