Turk

A fucking stain to humanity. The worst types of Muslims, along with Azerbaijan. Smelly, hairy, showing monkey like intelligence. They like to commit genocide and attempt to cleanse Armenians along with their fellow apes, Pakistan. Yet another garbage country that should be bombed until it’s no more. Their pathetic president Erdogan is also a piece of shit, sucking Russia’s fat cock and riding natos dick. Armenia kicked Azerbaijans ass so bad turkey had to call Terriosts in order to help Azerbaijan. As you can see they love to work with their fellow retarded monkeys of the same religion

-where are you from?
-Turkey
-I hope your country gets cleansed by Russia *curbstomps*

by BonkersBoi January 22, 2022

Turked

Getting screwed over as a result of your lack of knowledge of the local foods in a foreign land. For instance, you buy something called a "Big Turk" in Canada, what's inside is not at all what you expected. You've been turked.

I bought this weird sandwich in Charlotte and got turked the fuck up.

I went to Canada last week and got completely turked at an AM/PM.

You've been turked, my man.

by ISO50 August 21, 2009

Turksplain

To tell kurds and other minority groups oppressed by the Turkish state, what they think and feel.

Kurdish human rights activist: (explains systematic oppression of Kurds by the Turkish state)
Turkish nationalists or AKP supporters: "No! All kürts love Türkiye! I have had a kürtiş neighbor, I know best."
Kurdish human rights activist: Stop turksplaining!

by e4tt December 24, 2018

turbsandmbl

popular tiktoker with 29.7k. went viral from known “ae like backgrounds”.

oh turbsandmbl is my favorite tiktok editor!

by iloveu:) October 11, 2021

turdsurfer

derogatory term for a close friend who is suspected of having doing the what what in the butt aka anal sex.

Andy is a turdsurfer.

by Pat B. March 22, 2007

Turcsan

A person who is known to be a fail in almost all aspects. An all around clutz who has an extremely bad taste in food and music. Also known as Derpsan, it is seen as an extremely bad insult to be referred to as either of these names. A Turcsan also closely resembles a hipster

Hey man you totally pulled a Turcsan by failing that english test

by Patarrr October 10, 2011

ghost turds

A scatological song written in 1986 by Howard Hurtt to the tune of Ghost Riders in the Sky, popular among CRF cavers.

Yippio, yippiyay, ghost turds in the john.

by unclefuzzy June 21, 2011