ONE TREE HILL

the best show in the entire world. you should watch it. it airs wednesdays on the WB at 8. watch ittt.

chad michael murray = hot sex.

At this moment, there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world. Some are running scared. Some are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day. Others are just now facing the truth. Some are evil men, that war with good. And some are good, struggling with evil. 6 billion people in the world. 6 billion souls. And sometimes, all you need is one. – OTH

"I thought I knew you. But I guess it’s easier to see what we want than to look for the truth. You think you know me, but you don’t, and that means you don’t know what I can do. You see me as someone who is popular and has all the answers. That’s not true. I may not always know what I am doing, but I’ll try to make things better. And when I make a mistake, because face it we all do, I promise I’ll ask for your help. I can’t do this alone, but if you’ll take a chance on me, we can do great things together." - One Tree Hill

by EiLEEN_! April 12, 2006

Tree Farmer

A cycling term: Most commonly used in the mountain biking sector of cycling. Tree Farmer is used to describe a certain group of cyclists. This group includes individuals that talk like they are gods of cycling, dress like they are participating in a championship race, exaggerates distances traveled or stunts performed, and do not have any cycling skills whatsoever. A common maneuver of a tree farmer is to stop in the middle of an uphill trail to fix a broken part; in actuality there is nothing wrong with the bike but they needed to make up an excuse why their fat ass couldn’t make it up the small hill. Tree Farmers are often identified by the quality of gear used. The bikes are usually brands like Magna, Mongoose, or any others sold at Meijers, Target, and Wal-Mart. These bikes seem to weigh over 50lbs, made of steel, and still have the reflectors and kickstand on them. The bikes make a distinctive “eeeeee eeerrrrr………ping” noise as the tree farmer grinds the shit out of the cheap-ass parts on the bike. Tree Farmers also have a reputation to talk about “tearing the shit up” on a planned ride, but usually come up with some retarded excuse why they can’t go (“Man, my dog ate my bike”).

"Wow Man! Did you see me hit the jump?"
"Yeah, you almost left the ground! Fucking Tree Farmer"

by Nad April 23, 2004

christmas tree

Or when you want to hurry up and get a multiple choice test over with and you don't care about the grade. Same as abacadaba

"How did you do on the test"
"I just chrismas tree'd it"

by ArtSeaOne February 12, 2005

treeple

An abreviation of Tree-People, used to refer to the shadowy figures meth addicts see when they get paranoid.

Treeples are very adept at hiding from you, but never come close enough to give you a good look. They follow you from tree to tree from a distance.

by Dagny Taggart January 29, 2008

Watering a tree

To blow marijuana smoke on a tree trunk

dudeee lets go water those trees over there with our new stash. Watering a tree.

by sloth garry May 24, 2009

Tree Girl

A girl you danced with at the club who is at least two feet taller than you.

A: How was the girl that you danced with?
B: Dude, the tree girl? I had a fun time grinding her knees.

by chasingbrucelee April 29, 2009

Go hug a tree

It’s a nicer way of saying “go fuck yourself”. Kinda of like I don’t need your anger, realease it on a tree.

Becky: “ You look like trash today Lydia”
Lydia: “Go hug a tree Becky”

by madcat00 June 1, 2018