Topper

A misogynistic, narrow-minded, sexist, foolish, self-important, buffoon whose favoured clothes are expensive sports apparel.

The word is a parody of "top boy" and the people it applies to are not top boys.

You can't say that you top b......

The place was full of toppers leering at all the women.

He is "so top" or He is terrible "a total topper".

by Heraclitus stopfordian March 26, 2023

Toppy

Adj. Dominant attitude; Someone who asserts themselves as the dominant one (context regardless)

NC: Adrian gets so toppy about cooking! Always had to be his way.

SC: Jax is so toppy.. left me limping!

by Thirty-Three OH 1 May 3, 2023

Tappz

Realest steppa🖤👣

Tappz TapeDat gang🖤

by Ttoahtwv June 11, 2023

toppleogical

A part of mathematics dat deals wif objects falling over.

A warehouse worker needs to know basic toppleogical principles if he's gonna stack crates of merchandise safely.

by QuacksO July 20, 2024

topz

The toppest of the tiers , doing what they need to , taking care of business, making that munyun . Could also mean good morning - grand rising

TOPZ HO ASS BTCH 🏆
TOPZ ☀️
she/he doing what they need to , she/he really Topz 🏆

by Topz 🏆 September 28, 2023

topperfuck

top-per-fuck; noun; Someone who "one-ups," virtually everything another says or does. No matter what the subject or circumstance a topperfuck will always have done it better, know more about it, knows someone who has done it better, experienced it long before you, etc.

verb; to outdo or one-up someone or anyone; always have a statement outdoing someone else, regardless of the subject.

She is such a topperfuck. I mentioned something from the news and she knew it way before I did. She also knew people who were "there." She does that to me all the time. No matter what I say or do, she will always topperfuck me with something she's done that better, more expensive, more note-worthy.

by VacaKen October 1, 2023

toppertje

You

Douwe helped me at work today, he is such a toppertje

by Toppertje December 27, 2023