asian topping

The action of urinating in a girls mouth when she passes out after sex.

Dude, I gave that bitch an asian topping last night, she was so drunk.

by Bmoney Brods March 13, 2011

lap-topping

This is the act of using your laptop for whatever purpose.

He is busy, still lap-topping.
Lap-topping is not permitted in this area.

by james8warlock July 22, 2011

TAPPINZEE

TAPPINZEE A TAPPINZEEis a person who is able only to tap at the keyboard of a computer with one finger. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE Tappan Zee Bridge CONNECTING ROCKLAND AND WESTCHESTER COUNTIES IN NEW YORK STATE.

I'm sorry Miss Wiggins, i just can't keep you on any longer. With your typing skills, after all, it's been seven years and you're still at the TAPPINZEE level. The job in the janitorial department is there if you want it, that's all i can do.

by Isack Sack January 21, 2008

tooping

to toot and poop at the same time.

"that baby is tooping hardcore, you should go change her"

"grandma's tooping again"

by butt-crack sisters October 27, 2011

gimp tipping

verb: to go up to a crippled person, and simplely pushing them over. to be used as a cruel joke. closely related to cow tipping

Al: Hey, i heard you gimp tipped Grayce the other day at the football ame.

Diane: Yeah, she was really started to piss me off

Mara: Hey, you wanna go gimp tipping?

by elmogonebad June 29, 2009

Cow Tipping

v. 1. to push a cow over to the ground while it sleeps, but this is difficult to do because cows do not sleep while standing.

v. 2. when you're having sex with a fat girl in bed, and you (accidentally or on purpose) push her off the bed and she falls.

When you push a fat chick off the bed, that's cow tipping.

by hjjcnk May 21, 2021

tooping

To text someone while pooping

guy in stall 1: "hey man your awfully quiet over there"

guy in stall 2: "sorry bro, I was tooping my girlfriend"

by cowboys24fan November 5, 2010