totesm'goats

meaning awesome, epic, or amazing

Samuel: Dude did you see that band?
Daniel: No, how where they?
Samuel: TOTESM'GOATS!!!!!

by Fattieman July 30, 2009

totes beards

Men looking adorable with beards.

Ryan Gosling is totes beards.

by Some Random Person 9760 January 4, 2014

totes amazeboobs

totally amazing, not necessarily boob related...

that movie was totes amazeboobs

by dr. skynet April 15, 2014

fo totes

For totally.

Synonyms: For sure, fo sho, fo shizzle ma nizzle, for definite, definitely, certainly, yes, hellz yes, word.

So you are walking down the street and you meet a guy named Darrel Landsberg from the Yukon, and he asks you if you would like his autograph, and you say "fo totes man!".

by J-Pom December 15, 2008

totes innapropes

Totally inappropriate

That outfit is totes innapropes for work!

Your attitude is totes innapropes.

OMG, I can't believe she said that. It was totes innapropes!

by Abbymoo October 16, 2013

totes

A synonym for breasts. The word is derived from its similarity to tits and the fact that tote bags are about the size of the average breast, therefore the word tote has come to mean tit. It is especially useful in mixed company where a male may comment she has nice totes, without the well-endowed woman knowing that she is being discussed.

I hadn't seen in her in awhile, but she must have hit puberty's second wind. Her boobs have grown and now she has incredible totes.

by P.Titty December 18, 2005

Totes

another meaning for the word totally. duhhhh whoever doesn't know that is retarded. its the best word to say too.

also me and my bestfriend think it reminds us of the word toes. sooo TOTALLY TOESS!! :D

like oh my god totesss!

by leahhkathrynn May 28, 2008