cop-gun

(noun) A firearm bought and sold on the black market that is more than likely stolen that is acquired primarily for some felonious and unlawful purpose(s). However surprise comes to its new owner when they attempt to fire it to no success. Though the origins and intentions of most all involved are not entirely known, one telltale characteristic of a cop-gun is the absence of a firing pin in the firearm. Further research and investigation is needed to better understand this term.

Jake couldn’t believe what a bargain he had got the shiny.45 he was staring at that lay in his palm presently. Nate practically gave it to Jake and Jake was itching to put it to work. Grinning as he thought about Robert’s head exploding like a pumpkin after one close range headshot he was ready to deliver. Nate wasn’t tripping about Jake’s plan, and he knew homeboy Robert shouldn’t be sweating anything either. Producing a clever chuckle out loud to himself Nate grinned like the joker and swindler he was and thought, ‘Dumb shit, he ain’t blasting shit with that cop-gun’ and added ‘be better for many if the would be pretender-killer and easy mark were to get popped holding that piece’ as besides not having a firing pin the pistol also had no serial number on it intact.

by Nikki Stixx July 7, 2022

coaster cop

those who keep scolding you, or even wait for you just to scold you when you don't use a coaster for your bottle or glass, esp. on the coffee table.

Geeze Taylor, your such a coaster cop.

by BlackMomba March 27, 2009

Kangaroo Cop

A police officer who goes crazy for no reason.

“He shot her for no reason! They should fire that kangaroo cop.”

by Paigala October 29, 2019

Tree Cop

A forest ranger.

That was the third time that tree cop has checked my fishing license.

by Clear Waer June 25, 2016

Conference cop

Having sexual intercouse on a conference with someone you met at the said conference.

Jeez, I really hope for getting some conference cop this weekend.

by Mr. Cocksson March 1, 2020

booked by the cops

to get in trouble and/or caught by the police

Dan: heyy lets go tear up the school's field!
Nick: uhm, no I'll pass
Dan: aww come on man!
Nick: naw, last time I did something like that, I got booked by the cops!

by baby-brunette April 6, 2009

Vibe Cop

A person who takes it upon themself to police open discussion based on their interpretation of the vibes, either in-person or online, such as a twitter thread. If at any point a participant in a conversation is mildly awkward or not perfectly matching the arbitrary social energy, the vibe cop will make it his mission to grandiosely shame that person until they leave the social setting, often ruining the vibes by doing so anyway.

Person 1: Did you see how Jared dealt with that new guy? He brought up Eminem while we were talking about J Cole's new album, and Jared embarrassed and grilled his ass in front of everybody until he got up and left.

Person 2: Yeah, Jared's a real Vibe Cop. Plus like everyone left right after that, he killed the vibes he swore to protect.

by Vibe Sheriff November 16, 2022