This is not the beat

This isn't what it is, its not what's up, happening etc.
You don't like whatever is going on.

*fuckin a girl in the car*

Girl: its hot as fuck in here
Boy:yeah man I know I'm sweatin like crazy

Boiy and Girl: man this is not the beat!

by The Baddest Bitch in the world November 7, 2010

this is our land

a typo in the script of the movie avatar where they were supposed to say "this is Sparta!

"this is our land" was the worst waste of a perfect movie moment

by lykuid April 22, 2011

this is the boobs

To Say "this is the boobs" about something means this is the best part, or just another way of saying this is awsome.

Hey man this is the boobs!

by Megapatch August 5, 2014

this ain’t no long dick on a midget

Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true

- Linda listen. This ain’t no long dick on a midget okay I really did this

by schlong Chong August 19, 2018

This is my lunchtime

When you’re in your prime, absolutely thriving, using your time to the best of your ability

Tj and Caitlin were going on roller coasters together.

Caitlin: “this is my lunchtime”
Tj: “same”

by Tjaitlin July 7, 2019

This bich empty

When you get to this bich and it’s empty

This bich empty

by hhaleighmmarie April 4, 2019

this is a family establishment

A phrase meant to shut someone up, especially when they're talking about something inappropriate.

(At Chick-fil-A)
Teal: So, I was reading the latest Chuck Tingle book, and got to the part where they--
Azure: Dude! This is a family establishment!

by Blues and Dumbness June 19, 2020