Whale Counting

An activity for college hipsters to participate in while they are drinking tea or smoking hookah. It involves wearing epically colorful sweaters and listening to indie music.

Hey! Remy and I are going to go whale counting at the shore as we drink cups of darjeeling, wanna come?

by incroyable May 22, 2009

Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle.

Count Humpula doesn't care if she's on her period. He'll hit it raw too.

by AmadeuS469 September 25, 2022

Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman who is actively menstruating.

Count Humpula doesn't care about Aunt Flo. He'll hit it raw.

by AmadeuS469 October 07, 2022

jd is the leader of the latin counts, king, queen, and latinx.

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😱:jd is the leader of the latin counts, king, queen, and latinx.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025

Count Sidius

Count Sidius is based off a graphic novel called 'HelpfulShaun' wrote by Shaun Smith.
Count Sidius plagued the inter-webs with his awful tutorials and guides. Not to mention his bloody 'let's plays' and when I mean bloody, I mean shit.

The reasoning behind CountSidius' awful tutorials & guides is due to his inability to pronounce the letter 'R'.

Count Sidius: Instead of saying "Crafting" with the correct pronunciation of the 'R' he will instead choose the bizarre pronunciation "Cwafting".

by The Notorious MrSpagBoll August 07, 2012

Joseph Alexander Martinez Is The Leader Of Latin Counts, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

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😱: Joseph Alexander Martinez Is The Leader Of Latin Counts, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

Doesn't Count

Sorry suit guy.

Hym "You know that's not what I meant so it doesn't count. Stop them from stealing from me or the law does not matter and I will just stab and stab and stab. That is theft. Everybody knows it's theft. I'm not going to court over it."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025