by MonteCarlo89 February 8, 2015
Get the masterial storemug. by peekaboobitch November 25, 2019
Get the Store Bought Cakemug. by Slurpits November 25, 2016
Get the store sickmug. by SillyHoneyMustard March 14, 2022
Get the Storingmug. 1. A place where you go to buy five things but somehow leave with twenty, none of which you actually needed.
2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.
3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).
2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.
3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).
Examples:
A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."
B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!
Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...
C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*
Person 1: Why it took you so long?
Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.
A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."
B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!
Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...
C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*
Person 1: Why it took you so long?
Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.
by Mspaintsucks December 28, 2024
Get the Grocery storemug. by anonymous March 3, 2023
Get the weed storemug. Tom, did you get the convenience store special?
Yeah Dave, I did. I don’t recommend the chili though.
Yeah Dave, I did. I don’t recommend the chili though.
by RedRedRed Red November 7, 2023
Get the Convenience Store Specialmug.