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Shade Swinger

I went to the the corner liqour store and got mugged by some shade swingers in the alley.
by AbolsutelyBased December 13, 2022
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Shade

A carefree and beautiful man. He always cracks hilarious jokes, and usually they’re dirty, but they’re all in good will.
He must be a Shade, he’s such a perv.
by DarkLight107 March 8, 2019
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SHADES

The abbreviation of the disease scientifically classified as "Spielman's Habitual Awareness Deficiency Extension Syndrome." SHADES is a very serious disease. It starts by infecting the host's brain, then slowly flooding it with massive waves of gullibility, naivety, and general dopiness. The disease spreads very slowly. So far, only one person has been officially diagnosed with this disease, but some others are showing early symptoms.
Example 1
Person One: Oh no, I have a math test today!
Person Two: Better take off your SHADES.

Example 2
Person One: Should I pick carrots or cabbages?
Person Two: Without your SHADES on, you could probably decide easier.
by Indentured Grape March 6, 2019
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Shade

A kind, sweet, caring person, he loves to play online games and will be right by your side.
If you meet a Shade, make sure to keep him close to you and don’t ruin the friendship.
If you were with a Shade he would be loyal, kind, funny and caring, he will always put a smile on your face and he is very trustworthy and will help you if you ask.
Why do I feel so happy?”… “Well that’s because Shade has just came in!”
by Ariannah1098 October 27, 2021
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50 Shades Of May

Derived from Ex-British Prime Minister, Theresa May. When a British prime minister enjoys the practice of BDSM.
50 Shades Of May extract:
"Before I know it, Donald's got both of my hands in his orange grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wheat field gate using his tiny hand … His other small hand grabs my short hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his crusty lips are on mine …"
by C L G March 24, 2020
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Social Shade

Giving someone "the look" or commenting/throwing shade when someone is less that six feet from others than family members/SO.
Bitch threw social shade all over me and my BFF for the the pics we posted on insta this weekend.
by GenXtra66 March 18, 2020
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Slim Shading

To bleach your hair without thought or preparation, as an on-the-spot act. Based on the famous hip-hop artist "Eminem" a.k.a "Slim Shady".
Stan: "Yo Mark, you like my new blond do?"
Mark: "Why're you Slim Shading, dude?"
by Live and let Leo September 21, 2017
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