apple-knocker

did u rlly think there was a word such as apple-knocker

nope.

stop being an apple-knocker

by apple-knocker April 16, 2018

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Fart knocker

One who obliterates doors via the release of unethical waste from the rectum in one fell swoop, delaminating all in it's path.

He fart knockered the neighbors door down and molested his dog.

by Gabriel Gillard March 17, 2023

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When a really fucked up Canadian guy, perhaps he might go by the name of Mo or Dan wants to tit fuck his date by mashing his member between them. If he is hungry afterwards he may decide to eat some sausage with mashed potatoes.

Andy (he could also be called Andy) couldn't find his condom so he went for knockers and mash.

by Uncle PP December 6, 2017

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Boot Knocker

A male or female that frequents the local Line Dancing bar with the sole purpose of hooking up, not minding the fact it’s the same group of people every week; Boot knockers.

I see him dance with a new girl every week… what a “Boot Knocker”!

by Johnny Han August 17, 2023

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Knocker

A slightly overweight AET with a curly mullet and an oversized head. Tends to eat chicken. Might be overheard saying “it’s bastard fucking fucked”.

Webbo: what’s for scran knocker.
Knocker: chicken
Webbo: what did you have for lunch knocker?
Knocker: chicken
Webbo: what do you fancy for breakfast knocker
Knocker: chicken

by Knockerlovesatranny November 19, 2025

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The Devil's Knocker

Like the devil's doorbell, but for your dick instead.

Giles: Why are you so happy today, John?

Steven: Last night, Kyle let me wrap the Devil's Knocker.

Giles: Nice!

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Sherry: You look tired today!

Alex: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Knocker.

Sherry: Nice!

by LastNightsPizza October 31, 2019

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