Fork found in kitchen

Phrase originating from Tumblr. Used sarcastically when someone points out behavior that is incredibly typical of the subject of conversation.

"Did you hear that the child-eating vampire down the street just drank little Timmy's blood?" "Fork found in kitchen"

by crowscalamity October 19, 2025

Giving Her The Soup Kitchen

When you procure a lady to get on her knees during sexual intercourse. In the kneeling position the lady holds out her hands in a cup formation as you proceed to cum in her hands. She proceeds to wash her hands with hot water, creating an ooey gooey mixture. With this mixture the lady gives the man a double, mix grip ,gluck, suck, 3000.

I walked into my friends bedroom during a wedding where Logie was giving her the soup kitchen to his girlfriend Lea.

by ProfessorP1234 April 19, 2020

Lauren Kitchen

Amazing Beautiful Funny Girl. Love you to bits!
Blonde hair, 2 different color eyes, and short

Lauren Kitchen is the Best!

by Knk0504 June 27, 2019

kitchen anxiety

Reluctancy to enter your kitchen at uni in case of running into your flatmates.

“I need to make dinner but Ben is in the kitchen right now, my kitchen anxiety is through the roof”

by Angry.Potato February 9, 2023

Kitchen Cleaner

Woman

guys i picked up a new Kitchen Cleaner yesterday, Look there SHE is.

by Vincent is brain dead June 15, 2022

Go back to the kitchen

The most original and funniest thing you can say to a women on cod

“Anyone got a mic?”
“GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN YOU DUMB BITCH”

by Rj12139 May 23, 2023

.9.Kitchens Giavanni Sergio.9.

.9.Kitchens Giavanni Sergio.9.

.9.Kitchens Giavanni Sergio.9.

by AstrayHellstrom August 22, 2025