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tasty testes

just a funny phrase to utter; comes from my roommate Kyle; we were talking about whether it was cooler to say "testes" or "testicles", and Kyle voted for testes because you can stick "tasty" in front of testes and it sounds really funny
by the beav February 25, 2005
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Teste Tuesday

Teste Tuesday are where every tuesday, men from ages 12 to 80 rub their dicksacks to see it they have any cancer lumps. It is extremely faggit. I would rather get cancer.
man 1: hey man ill check your teste tuesday if you check mine

man 2: sure man, ill even check with my mouth!
by pwnerofall June 23, 2009
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testectomy

The removal of the testicals. (Most likely painful, as one would imagine.)
Test, being testicals and -ectomy being a suffix meaning the removal of; therefore, producing the word testectomy.
Poor bob. He had a testectomy.
Pronunciation: test-ECT-uh-me
by GWsux October 23, 2005
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Telletubby Tetter-Totter

When 2 fat people 69. since they can't engage in oral sex at the same time they have to rock back and forth.
Hey Joe, did you see the fat couple at the beach? They were pactically doing the Telletubby Tetter-Totter in front of everybody.
by doughboy58 February 18, 2009
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Testequator

Testequator is is the central line down the testicle sac dividing your scrotom into hemispherical sections. (guys don't believe me? Go check it out!!!)
My testicles itch on the left hand side of the Testequator.
by Robert Culver May 3, 2006
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testeoplasty

What is needed by men after the age of 50. The repair of the "Saggy Old Man Ball Syndrome" or in other words a ball lift.
Dude, I'm going in for a testeoplasty today - my nuts are a risin!
by westberry May 6, 2008
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testentation

1. Pretentious male-like display meant to impress others
2. boastful male-like showiness
3. male-like tendency to respond in a more serious manner than a situation calls for, particularly when one's aura of dominance is threatened.
Brian was too busy maintaining his testentation to enjoy the casual remark about his shoe size and it's correlation to something unidentified.
by Nostrodumbass October 15, 2013
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