Template

The smooth chest area above the tits and below the neck.

I would love to spaff on her template!

That's a lovely dress - really shows off her template!

What a smooth template. I bet she's got a great set of tits under that dress!

by Dr Sloan January 19, 2011

Irish temper

The stereotypical temper of the Irish, and those of Irish descent. Most often somewhat unexpected, extremely passionate, and very short-lived.

Patrick O'MacPatrick: Hey, I'm sorry I flipped out at you dude.
Joe Smith: What?! You were screaming at me just five minutes ago!
Patrick: I told you I was sorry!
Joe: You threw the TV at me!
Patrick: It's just my Irish temper, you know?
Joe: *grumbles*

by Vladimir McCools April 18, 2008

Tompletely

Totally and Completely combined.

Said as (tom-pleet-lee)

"I tompletely forgot!"

by Meggsins December 20, 2007

temulence

state of extreme drunkenness, to be temulent is to be very drunk due to the overconsumption of beer or other alcoholic beverages

My girlfriend was so temulent from buck night at Woodstock's that she made out with her friend; She drank so much beer that she "reeked of temulence."

by Paul Gadbois March 21, 2009

Tempted to touch

The need to touch someone or something. Especially referring to unwanted touching.

Andrea: lol so that drunk guy kept trying to dance with u all night
Jnet: yeah man he was tempted to touch w his drunk self

or

a guy keeps poking or tickling Jnet
she tells him "God stop being so tempted to touch!!!"

by Jnet823 January 18, 2010

Temperature Selfie

When someone takes a screen shot of their weather bug screen or dashboard of their car to show everyone how warm or cold it is where they live. Nobody likes temperature selfies or the people that post them on social media. Typically the people who take this type of a selfie are extremely lonely or lack a social life. Every one knows what the temperature is where you live deutchbag.

Karl posted a temperature selfie letting everyone know it is 70° in Arizona. Who the F cares.

by darkralph January 23, 2014

Temperature

You take a girls temperature by slipping a surprise thumb up her butt, while she’s giving you a blow job.

Things were getting nice and hot, so I took her temperature. She said, “ooh baby, not right there.”

by Sir Beardsley September 30, 2018