tech hermit

(n): A person who, either intentionally or unintentionally doesn't check their e-mail, facebook, myspace, and/or texts, resulting in a buildup of messages and very annoyed friends.

"Hey John did you get that event invite I facebooked you?"
"No I haven't gotten on my computer in like a week."
"You are such a tech hermit."

by DarceLynn January 1, 2009

Tech Sex ED 101

Safe sex education for those who can't just say no and have on line sex with strangers.

Instructor: Hello and welcome to Tech Sex Ed 101 where if you don't learn anything else you will at the very least learn to always use a surge protector.

by bullshitzer July 8, 2010

Tech Bully

A person with above average tech knowledge, who, upon learning you have a new "gadget", peppers you with technical questions he knows you don't know the answers to, in order to stump..therefore embarrass you, making you feel as though you may not actually deserve to have the gadget.

Suzi: Look at my new digital camera.
Dean: Oh cool, how many maga pixles does it have? How many millimeters is the zoom? Is it HD?
Suzi: ..... um, I don't know...it was a gift you Tech Bully.
Dean: You really should know that.

by Suziword March 2, 2011

Hobo Tech

Homeless fashion statement.

"Dude, that Bum's pants are so fuckin Hobo Tech...

by Clint August 27, 2003

Brooklyn Tech

a school which all students are fake Asian hypebeasts

Those asian kids look like they go to brooklyn tech

by bryce chung November 25, 2017

High Tech High

The school where you realize, nerd is a four letter word, a six figure salary, and all of your friends. Only the fourth circle of hell if you feel that sports are what makes your life worth living.

Zomg, we're at High Tech High let's go play DnD at lunch!

by Crypto. January 14, 2008

Jib tech

a methamphetamine addict, also used as an insult

Billy is a jib tech

by Joe Villebrun November 24, 2003