Cold Poppin’

Gingerly insetting a frozen popsicle into your partner’s rectum and letting it melt before removing the stick.

Generally, performed to add a heightened, cold experience and/or sweet flavor to the ass before eating that booty.
I was cold poppin’ Rachel last night with a Bomb Pop. Man dat booty was sweet eats and had me singing the Stars and Stripes.
by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018
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cold-matthew

A word in which you are on the toilet and you have you're shirt slightly upwards and then you feel your back on the toilet lid
I hate it when I get a cold-matthew, sometimes it makes me jump!
by da da da da da da da January 09, 2022
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Cold War

When your food in the microwave sounds like world war 2 but comes out cold.

(not to be confused with the conflict between the USA and Russia during the years 1947-1991)
When I pulled my spaghetti out of the microwave to prevent an explosion I found out that it was just a Cold War
by Ljones23 April 20, 2017
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cold moded

the worst kind of moded. (See also: moded.)
"Dude, you got so moded." "Your mom got so moded." "AWWW.. COLD MODED."
by Skidmore July 25, 2005
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Cold Robbery

To steal from someone without using treats or violence, but only through coercion.
Sean told me this person (the dead guy) had attempted a "cold robbery" and Sean said he would kill anyone who tried to rob him again.
by Bruiser Bradley July 14, 2008
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pig cold

a standard cold or illness caught around the time of the swine flu epidemic. named as such due to the moment anyone claims to be unwell during this period they are instantly told they must have swine flu.
dave: james was coughing yesterday, we all thought it was swine flu, apparently he is better now, must have just been pig cold.
by Danny Hardcore July 28, 2009
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Cold spaghetti

The opposite of Spaghetti-meatballs.

A person that is cold spaghetti is unattractive.
by imspaghetti December 16, 2018
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