Taylor Swift

A prime example of how looks can get you anywhere in America. Despite her rat like features, our nation has fallen absolutely head over heels in love with Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is one of the worst singers to ever come out of country music. Her songs were good when she first came out but then they got old, repetitive, and most of them are just stupid with little to no real meaning, other then her bad experience with a boy. I expected a little bit of a different sound in her new album now that shes hit 21, but Taylor Swift is a 8 year old in an 21 year old body. If you hate on Taylor Swift in public you are asking for a death wish because even your best of friends will hate you. Taylor Swift is most famous for being interrupted by Kanye West at the VMAs. She road that gravy train to ultimate stardom and wrote a stupid song about the experience called Innocence.

Jennifer: "I mean yeah maybe Taylor Swift has a good personality, but she's a horrible singer.."

Jennifers best friend: "Don't ever f-ing talk about Taylor Swift like that again, you're obviously jeal..."

by April Bee December 19, 2010

switch

When you do a skateboarding move in your unnatural stance.
ie. If your 'regular', do a 'goofy' trick. If your 'goofy' do a 'regular' trick.

"I switch flipped the water gap."

by Diego August 21, 2003

Pant-Switch

A “Pant-Switch” (PS) is defined as an action of exchanging your pants with your table neighbour, which must be performed during class in school, during a lecture or any other similar risky situation, in which failing would result in bad consequences for the people involved.

In most cases a third person films the whole event in order to document the incredible achievement of the Pant-Switchers.

Those, who successfully performed a Pant-Switch are often held in high esteem and treated with highest respect within their social environment.

The original “Pant-Switch” and also the first one to be caught on camera was done by famous Pant-Switchers sallas and macmillan during a Physics class. This monumental event is documented here: url.reif.org/?73yhk9

by anonymous pant-switcher January 5, 2008

fuck it switch

Condition that commonly occurs after the consumption of wine, beer or any other alcoholic beverage causes one to alter their judgment and ignore all inhibitions, responsibilities and rational thinking. Often leads to the use of alcohol and/or illicit substances in extreme excess.

"DUDE!!! I've had like four beers, let's do some COKE!!!! Let's party all night!!!! I totally just 'threw my fuck it switch' because I DON'T GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!!!!"

by meagan and abigail January 20, 2008

Swiftcraft

Taylor Swift witchcraft
The practice of witchcraft incorporated with Taylor Swift music, concert confetti, eras color magic, lyric affirmations, midnight manifestations, willow dance rituals, and moonstone usage. People who practice Swiftcraft do not worship Taylor Swift and may worship any deity they wish but they use her lyrics to guide them in life.

I joined a Swiftcraft coven.

I practice Swiftcraft.

by Secret City Witch August 21, 2023

Taylor Swift

Rat-faced, terrible singer, incredibly fake.

Taylor Swift.

by kayada13 March 31, 2010

Swiftly Naan

A portable self microwaving naan bread for use on the move.

Also can be doubled up to be used as naan flip flops - a warm, soft alternative to footwear.

"I could really do with a swiftly naan right about now"

"SWIFTLY NAAN!!!"

"That swiftly naan was well tasty!"

"Awww those naans feel so warm on my feet.. sweet"

by Fontwell February 19, 2009