Laptop-Sticker-White-Liberal

A white person who appears to be liberal in theory but is secretly racist, homophobic, ableist,classist, etc in practice.

Someone who can quote Audre Lorde and has a “Believe Women”, “BLM” and “Abolish ICE” sticker on their laptops but will refuse to actually believe women of color when being told that they are using their white privilege to harm rather than to heal.

People who pretend to be woke by putting virtue signaling stickers on their laptops but do not actually stand for those values when it comes down to it.

Example:

White Person: *does something racist*

Person of Color: Do you have capacity to talk about why that felt racist to me?

White Person: No, also I’m not a racist.

Person of Color: Okay, when will you?

White Person: It’s my “boundary” that you stop talking.

#SoundsAboutWhite

If you believe in systemic racism why do y’all act so furious and defensive when people of color express to you personally that something you did was racist?

Like how do y’all Laptop-Sticker-White-Liberals believe all the science and numbers and history of systemic racism but the buck stops when someone expresses you’ve personally been racist it’s just suddenly unfathomable?

Racist actions can happen whether you intend for them to or not. You can’t just deny something is racist to a person of color and shut them out just because it’s too uncomfortable for your fragile white ears to hold onto. And it sure as hell isn’t a boundary to silence queer brown voices post you hurting them.

by ShivSpeaks February 27, 2021

stinger

When blowing a load on a girl's face you get some in her eye.

She tried to bite my balls off after I gave her a stinger.

by pepper June 30, 2004

Stonker

Slang for anything massive or large.

Check out my poo, it's a stonker!

by guidopestoni August 31, 2010

Sticker Shock

The feeling people get when the realize the true price of an item that they initially thought was a bargain or at least a good buy. Often leads to buyers remorse.

Many Obama voters are feeling a sense sticker shock now that they are faced with the true cost of his programs and agenda.

by lbsrfr September 14, 2009

stinkerdoodle

Butt stuff or any sexual activity involving the butt

She just put in a tampon, but still wanted sex - so she asked to stinkerdoodle.

by Fatty Fatstuff April 13, 2016

sticker [boogers]

The gummy residue left on CD cases, etc. when a pricing sticker, etc. is removed from said CD case. Sticker boogers present themselves when the residue is attempted to be further removed via a hard push with a finger or thumb; therefore balling the residue into a sticker booger

After trying to remove the stickers from his new CD he ended up with a bunch of sticker boogers instead of the pristine CD case he'd hoped for.

by Kevin R.-Charlotte/Fort Mill October 16, 2008

Sticker Clause

When a sticker is placed on ANY part of an iPod touch, weither it be cool, non-cool, limited edition, or always available, the price of said iPod touch is reduced to 20 dollars.

Jenny put a Zumiez sticker on her iPod touch, so she cant charge me more than 20 dollars due to the sticker clause.

by Apple Inc. September 14, 2009