Girl #1: “The guy I met last night is such a Brock Stanley!”
Girl #2: “omg I want a Brock Stanley too!”
Girl #2: “omg I want a Brock Stanley too!”
by Peachy_Peach August 5, 2021
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Someone giving you head while wearing a Captain America costume. With either The patriot, Saving Private Ryan or Talladega Nights playing in the background on the TV.
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Get the Star Spangled Blowjob mug.Star Spangle Hammered - Getting so drunk tailgating before the game that you’re passed out in your seat before the end of the Star Spangled Banner.
-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022
Get the Star Spangle Hammered mug.Brock Stanley is the most humble gym bro. He’s ripped and avoids wearing tank tops so people don’t think he’s trying to show off his shredded, toned, muscular body.
He also has a soft spot and cares for those who respect and love him for his heart. It’s hard not to like him with that genuine smile of his. He is so loyal and lovable, his gf is so lucky.
He’s also really goofy and funny, he’s such a fun person to be around and is the guy you want to bring along on your adventures. If you’re boring, you’ll never witness it yourself.
He also has a soft spot and cares for those who respect and love him for his heart. It’s hard not to like him with that genuine smile of his. He is so loyal and lovable, his gf is so lucky.
He’s also really goofy and funny, he’s such a fun person to be around and is the guy you want to bring along on your adventures. If you’re boring, you’ll never witness it yourself.
Gym bro: “Wait bro, is that THE Brock Stanley?”
Gym bro 2: “Yeah I think it is bro, I heard he’s all natty!”
Gym bro: “Let’s go ask his gf for his workout routine”
Gym bro 2: “Yeah I think it is bro, I heard he’s all natty!”
Gym bro: “Let’s go ask his gf for his workout routine”
by Peachy_Peach February 27, 2023
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Sarah: How was it with Luke last night?
Caroline: Well... to be honest he ejaculated on my covers in literally 4 seconds, he never even put it in yet.
Sarah: hahaha, thats called Pullin-A-Stanley
Caroline: Yah it was bad, but dont embarrass him even more
Caroline: Well... to be honest he ejaculated on my covers in literally 4 seconds, he never even put it in yet.
Sarah: hahaha, thats called Pullin-A-Stanley
Caroline: Yah it was bad, but dont embarrass him even more
by YS3 September 14, 2012
Get the Pullin-A-Stanley mug.One of the most vicious choking sex acts known to man. This is the act of stuffing your shlong down her neck whistle holding her in a triangle choke. More adventurous adventurers opt for facefucking in this position so they can feel their balls bangle off her chin, extra 10 points if you can knock her out with a steel ball to the chin
Dave: Hey Jerry did you hear what I did to Vicky?
Jerry: No?
Dave: I KOed her with the bangle triangle strangle last night!
Jerry: No way Dave you got that extra 10 points
Jerry: No?
Dave: I KOed her with the bangle triangle strangle last night!
Jerry: No way Dave you got that extra 10 points
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