Ween Stalk

Slang for the shaft associated with the male genitalia.

“She calls me Jack and the Bean Stalk, sucking on my Ween Stalk..”

by UserKing004 September 12, 2018

Bran stalked

when someone focuses on you too hard. Would literally sniff your butt hole to know if the date and time they last marked that you pooped, indeed happened.

from Bran Stark's magical ability to predestine hodor into a door holder, so he can watch how Jon Snow was made and eventually get to be king.

"I bran stalked Bran Stark for this brand new bran man"-the ice king, season 8 of throw of games

by myhandleismyhandleismyhandleis May 22, 2019

Stalk

(Virgin stalker)

a guy that's a (virgin) in his forties. Only hangs about with his parents struggles to make friends and is a (stalker)

by Forestfax71 June 14, 2019

social stalk

stalking people on social media without getting noticed

stalkhub.com

social stalk my boyfriend from instagram web viewers like

by stalkhub August 25, 2019

Stalk

To stalk is to be creepy or pervy. Most notably nowadays with Facebook, Facebook stalking is when one person stalks the other persons facebook

"I think someone is stalking us"-Every girl in a horror movie ever

by AngryPhanHowell September 12, 2019

spooky stalk

when the bump in your trousers makes it look like you have a boner.

"ha ha look, john has a boner!"
"don't worry guys. it's just a spooky stalk"

by sdfhkjsdfhk October 8, 2019

Stalk-flooder

Someone on your friend list who clandestinely likes or comments on your old pictures, so as to draw the attention of the world to your veritable foolhardiness, with the intention of causing immeasurable trauma, sometimes leading to Foticide(means deleting your own pictures, not to be confused with foeticide )

Being the stalk-flooder she is, she liked my old prom picture and subjected me to the ridicule of the whole world.

by philosoph May 18, 2017