Squeaking the Duck

Used to imply masturbation, in a polite form.

Doug was totally Squeaking the Duck last night in the spare bedroom! Surprised you guys didn't hear it!

Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.

by Lushbeard July 12, 2017

Squeaky rupture

Male on male anal rape over a car bonnet.

Josh suffered a squeaky rupture in the Henderson Pak n Save car park

by BEEON August 20, 2017

squeaky noose

Twitchy bum

I've got a squeaky noose

by Squeakynoose September 8, 2017

Squeaky as a Button

The phrase you use when someone is both clean and cute.

Gracie, you’re lookin squeaky as a button today!

by sidney.shrek November 16, 2017

Squeak Magee

The type of diarreah used in the act of johnning. You must take a lot of laxatives to achieve this watery like cosnsistensy of shit.

Dude I got squeak magee last night... I took a whole pack of laxatives!

by mudbar26 January 9, 2018

Squeaky Bum Zone

The term used when your attendance is around and under "90%"

Your attendance is within the squeaky bum zone

by RelicNThat January 23, 2018

Squeaky turkey

When a guy does his girl so good, she gobbles. Or...gobbling cock.

She turned into a squeaky turkey.

by Inkedmommy March 2, 2018