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Sloth Coot

A mid 20 year old female, 30 lbs over weight who smells like the calcium build up male p.e teachers get on the sides of their mouths during an intense game of wall "fag" ball. They also prey on drunk "scrotes" at the bars that are to smashed to realize how carney their under gibblets looks.
My boy B-Dunks got man handled by a Sloth Coot in an suburban bunker last weekend...He still smells like Rumpelstiltskin's breath...
by P Dangerously August 31, 2011
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slothing out

staying at home with no intent of doing anything but lounging around all day being lazy, wearing ratty yet comfortable clothing.
Hey man you wanna go see a movie tonight?

Nah, I just plan on "slothing out" tonight.
by muddieddesire August 5, 2012
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slothtitude

I'm forfeiting this argument out of pure slothtitude.
by ohay_ November 3, 2012
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Sloth

A lazy person with no athletic ability! Often has a weird hair cut and enjoys lying to there mom about working out
Jim was supposed to be working on a project but desided to go to t-bell, what a sloth
by Redbirds94 January 20, 2015
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sloth

The most majestic creature that has ever been imagined by god. It can run faster than a black guy with a TV, sleep longer than an ogre, and can blaze it harder than those stoners you know down the street. The sloth was made by god to spell out destruction and tyranny. If you happen to come across this majestic figure, hold onto your Dank and back away slowly, it has been known to take out some of America's greatest Military operators, these creatures should not be messes with, because they have the speed and power of a black man. Once you have backed away a good 420 feet and 69 inches, hope that this ogretastic creature is satisfied with your skrubiness and maybe spare you. If you have seen a sloth in person, you have been very lucky the sloth decided not to take your life.
I love to beat my sloth with a baseball bat
by MushroomToast April 21, 2016
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Sloth God

That lazy dude who aint about it
Sloth God-He wont be out here cause hes to lazy
by Swim God November 5, 2016
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Slothgiving

On November 24th, its a day to give thanks to the sloth culture and the slothKing for his sacrifices for us. Most sloths eat poontang on this day.
Let's feast on this wonderful Slothgiving.
by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016
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