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meat scooter

A solid-hoofed four legged creature, at times domesticated and trained to run fast, aka the horse.
Runs on hay fuel.
"Look at the bobby trying to catch the thiefs on his meat scooter"

"Those jockeys are racing along on their meat scooters!"
by Thelissie January 21, 2008
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Austrian Scooter

A sexual scenario in which a an individual will take hold of his partners clitoris and twist it violently in a typical ignition movement, the woman will then respond with a hearty moan similar to a scooter engine starting, the same action can be performed in reverse with the action been done on the mans genitals.
Dude, gave my girl an Austrian Scooter last night.
off the hook man, she enjoy it?
Yeah man, she purred like a 250.
by horny dickcunt January 9, 2011
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butt-scoot

The act of dragging one's ass across the floor using only hands and heels. Usually accompanied by a dangling tongue. Similar to when a dog drags his butt on the floor to itch it's anus.

The butt-scoot is often a remedy for unsuccessful wiping or removal of excess schmog.

It also can be used as an act of defiance or mockery.
The managers sat speechless in amazement as Erik did the butt-scoot around the boardroom in protest for having the meeting on a Friday at 4:30PM.

Jason won the $10 bet by successfully completing the butt-scoot all the way down the bar.

3 hours after his schmogging, Leonard found itch relief by doing the butt-scoot.
by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011
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Poop shoot riot

When a guy takes it upon himself to introduce an unsuspecting woman to anal sex. Much dissapproval on the woman's behalf usually arupts upon the initial insertion into the rectum.
The best way to go about it is not to ask her... just try the good ol' poop shoot riot.
by MrRoche November 25, 2004
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Scooterboy

A rider of a manual gearchange Vespa or Lambretta motorscooter. Wears an MA1 flight jacket and Levis' 501s. Hair cut to skinhead or flattop.
The scooterboy was desperate to fix the brakes on his Vespa P series so he could get to the Isle of Wight rally.
by Mark October 25, 2003
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SnootyFoxy

a gym teacher who gets way too much apreciation
oh damn that man ah snootyfoxy
by idontliketreeshes February 22, 2022
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snootie snatch

The act of getting touched in sexual ways
Getting sexed up to the point that you want to pass out and you are now that person's sexual victim
Pussy or Dick Whipped

-Dreamy San
John : Yo u trynna get your snootie snatched?
Jane : I don't know, I like my mental

Man sees fine ass female
Mikey : Im trynna hit that
Joey : Nigga She gone snootie snatch u
Mikey : I wish a bitch would

Random Thot : I got my snootie snatched last night thinking he was a munch and now Im snootie snatched
Another Random Thot: Biiiitttcch, when u goin back ?
Random Thot : In about an hour
Other Random Thot: U callin ?
Random Thot: Hell nahh girl, Im snootie snatched
by Dreamy San November 22, 2022
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