colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch

A phrase angry high school kids use to describe a middle aged substitute teacher with a white goatee and mustache.

"Leave me alone you stupid colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch!"

by speastermiester May 15, 2009

Colonel Sanders

Former cook for the special forces. Started fast food chain after receiving dishonorable discharge for conduct unbecomming of an officer.

I don't like the look in his eye.....he is a trained killer disgiused as someones grandfather.

by Gunny May 16, 2005

Snyder Cut

noun.

1. An object that is blasphemous to the degree that the mere mention of its heretic nature would transfer people's consciousness to a magical realm where it can both be nonexistent and terrible simultaneously.

2. Something that has the potential to wake people up from a dream world but was hidden from them.

Yo man I smoked some snyder cut the other day and I feel like I lost my virginity.

by zhengyingli April 21, 2019

Colonel Sanders

When a team member rushes an enemy player or team (for the clout) and dies while blaming his or her team for their death. Sometimes causing the Colonel Sanders to rage or rage quit.

Gabe is raging, he’s such a colonel sanders.

by Chuck finelay September 20, 2019

Sanders

Homoerotic ball loving cunt-bag, who thrives on receiving male genitalia via oral or anal situations, lacking but not limited to a personality, charm, whit, charisma, intelligence, morality, or manliness; feels the need to have sex with anything greater than or equal to 1 but less than 5 in an attempt to cover up true sexuality.

He thinks he is so fucking cool, but he's just a sanders

by bobbuilder145 May 20, 2010

Snyder Cut

A mortal wound that will take at least 2 more hours to die from.

We need to put pressure on it or he'll bleed out!

No worries, it's a "Snyder Cut." It'll take hours...

by Squirrelio March 29, 2021

Alex Sanders

Alex is an amazing young woman. She never looks happy. She always gets her heart broken. It takes her a while to trust a guy. She falls in love so easily. She can't let go of people she loves. She loves animals. She is called aloner. She is very shy expecually around guys she likes. She don't talk she's very quiet. She's always called ugly or a nerd. She loves country music. She don't like fake people. The best Alex to date would be a Scorpio. Her favorite color is green. She has a really good personality. She is not a morning person. She tries to stay up all night. When it comes to people she loves she is very protective.. Her favorite animal is a horse. She's going to work with animals. She can get along with some people. She loves the beach. Summer is her favorite season. But wants to see snow and wants to go to Paris. She is a very creative person. She don't like drama. Tries to think positive at negvative times.

Alex Sanders is a beautiful girl

by taytayjones December 17, 2017