smoberversary

The anniversary of a person's sobriety from smoking

I quit smoking a year ago. It's my first smoberversary!

by KikiLoriLee July 1, 2018

Smozed

When a girl you just broke up with cooingly convinces you to take her back. You've been (smozed)

After I broke up with that bitch she smozed me back in.

by Zoldman August 8, 2019

Smoker

Smoker is a guy that likes to eat out his girlfriend's ass, so called because he puts his lips on her butt (compared to putting his lips on a cigarette butt).

Blonde Suzy: Why is Jace always following Bri around staring at her ass?

Dirty Dee: I think Jace might be a Smoker.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Snozercrooked

Someone who you say hi on the street to, but they just ignore because the think they are of higher status because they are working class.

When someone walks away with their snozercrooked because they think they are better than you or more important.

by Snozercrooked snob December 28, 2019

Smizer

A dumbass way of saying someone you think is attractive is a snack

Guy one: hey dude look at her she’s so pretty

Guy two: yeah damn she be looking like a snack

Guy one: No bro she a smizer

by Mango347 April 27, 2020

Smoker's Remorse

Regret of one's negative decisions that have placed them in their current situation, such as smoking leading to lung cancer, causing regret.

Tom: My mom is upset because she's gotten so fat she can't see her toes for her stomach.
Mike: That's just smoker's remorse. She shouldn't have sat on her ass so much.

by Elroy from The Office June 18, 2020

Smokers Box

A box just off school grounds at a crap school in paisley (st andy’s)where all the wains go to smoke fags and doobies before school before the bell rings

“Get me at smokers box at 8.30”

by pu$$y$layer1234 November 21, 2020