Shituation

A bad situation.

Andy: "Gary my lad, what's the matter?"
Gary: "I got into a right shituation with the wife earlier."
Andy: "What happened?"
Gary: "I've been hitting up another woman at home behind her back, she found the text messages on my phone. I'm scared she'll leave me and take my custody of our son."

by Broughton April 20, 2014

situation

Ned talk for when there is trouble.

"Oh shit man we've got a situation here." When they are about to get a kicking.

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Slutution

A solution that involves high amounts of slutty-ness or slutty acts. Usually these solutions have high success rates but always come with repercussions.

John didn't care that his girlfriend got him out of trouble. What bothered him is that she came up with a slutution that involved monkeys, the football team and a uni-cycle.

by zendakin September 30, 2011

slituation

A disagreeable dilemma regarding an unwanted cut or tear in fabric or other material.

Be sure to keep an eye out for exposed nails and other sharp objects when walking, to lessen da chances of a painful and/or inconvenient slituation.

by QuacksO March 8, 2021

sutulation

(n,v,adj,adv.) Originally used as a wrong answer in a gross anatomy exam (the correct answer was "shoulder separation"), the word has come to be used as a replacement for a any noun, verb, adjective, or adverb, much like the word "smurf" in Smurf society.

n: This sutulation is crap!
v: I will sutulate you up, man!
adj: He is a very sutulatious Teaching Assistant!
adv: This dissection sutulatingly blows!

by Jen Ha. June 12, 2008

slutatiousness

whorebitchmakeup abuserslutuglynon- prettyskankhannah montanabootaliousdamnhotsexybig time cock suckerflat chestedno ass12-year-olds bodydid i say slut already?


v. being slutty, but not having a nice body or face

n. this type of ugly consists of girls wearing pounds of makeup and looking angry and pissed any time of the day

v. plain old being all over a guy

adj. dirty little whores

(guy 1): damnn last night hannah just woww ..
(guy 2): wait wat happened man?
(guy 1): we did bases 1, 2, AND 3! GOD DAMN I LOVE GIRLS THAT R SLUTATIOUSNESS LIKE!
(guy 2): yea but dude..shes so ugly and that makeup- just oh my fucken lord!
(guy 1): well well well- ya know wat man. just just- BLOW ME!

by nicrio March 6, 2009

Situational Lust

Feelings of desire for a person who is not particularly attractive but just happens to be the most attractive in the room at that point in time. Often occurs during long boring classes or lectures.

Sufferers usually come to a realisation that the subject of their lust is far less interesting if they ever see them in a different context.

"I thought Joey in my Linguistics class was really hot, but when I saw them in the supermarket I realised it was just a bad case of situational lust"

by Pixel Pixie February 16, 2010