skeet 

to ejaculate past tense is skeeted

Man, she made me skeet like a water hose the other day...

skeet by P-Dak December 22, 2008

Hit the sheets 

to go to bed with/have sex with someone

"I couldn't believe how hot he was. We hit the sheets that night."

Hit the sheets by Alexandra August 5, 2004

skeet 

*When you are having sex with a guy and he pulls out and cums on you, whether it be on your stomache, tits, or face!

*trapshooting with clay targets in the sky to stimulate the flight of a bird

he skeeted on me and now I'm all sticky!

skeet by Trixi July 29, 2005

SKEET BEARD

Usually found in adult arcades, due to lack of paper towel usage amongst patrons on the receiving end of a glory hole. Requires the skeetee to be unshaven (see bear or any bluegrass fiddle player). Also prevalent in many Craigslist casual encounters and racist cruising.

"Hey Carl, were about to go onstage, put on some deodorant and clean up your skeet beard".

SKEET BEARD by Bingbong79 March 7, 2009

skeet and delete 

The art of using a girl for a single night of sexual intercourse and then never contacting or speaking to that particular broad again. Similar terms are smash and dash, boom and zoom, hit and quit, etc.

“Hey Johnny, are you still with that girl?” “Nah man, I had to just skeet and delete.”

skeet and delete by Trident of Treason August 9, 2018

broken down skeet skeet 

when a guy cant cum because of a tragic accident involving the smashing of his dick

i wouldnt date him,
hes a a broken down skeet skeet

broken down skeet skeet by kayLa SOZK March 15, 2008

Skeet Skeet Skeet 

the action of spilling your manly ju ju juice upon one's face. Word, yo.

Did you see when i did her. I was all like "SKEET SKEET SKEET!"

Skeet Skeet Skeet by DeltaPiDelta December 28, 2005